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Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
unsatisfied
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
Lady Vulva
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Stud
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
sadsexer23
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML
EliseV
Chino Hills, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU
Los Angeles, United States 🌶️ Spicy
So close…
Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nuts
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Anonymous
Bristol, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
New skills
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Unknown
Lamoni, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were quite drunk while we were fooling around on the couch, when I decided I wanted to lose my virginity to her. I was two thrusts in when she burst out laughing. Looking down, I realized I was between her cheeks and the couch cushion. I lost my virginity to her couch. FML
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premiermois 5
Hookers still count, buddy.
uberletepoon 10
still counts. I just had sex!
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Comments (165)
mr_miyagi 0
it doesnt count till you make the first child support payment
ashhxoxo 14
LMAO.
fmlpro0987 0
haha I agree
Lauinater 4
don't let your life be ruined by such a bitch?
psycho15 0
it counts when the girl stays until then you still a virgin
InBetweenDreams 0
Aww, OP that really sucks. :( You should have told her it was your first time so she didn't leave and start laughing. It's okay though, next time will be better. Everyone's first time is crappy.
TomasT 0
Not really I had studied how it worked on Midget **** dot com.
Sparx1_1 16
Yep, you lost it. The good news (kinda) is that about 90% of people have a shitty first time experience so don't let it bother you. As for the girl.... If it was also her first time then you should take the time to talk to her and see if she is ok. There are lots of things that can make it feel weird or outright funny and she might not have been trying to hurt your feelings. If it was NOT her first time, then she's an insensitive bitch and you're better off without her.
wolfshadow 4
It definitely wasn't her first time. If she walked out laughing, she's obviously used to getting banged.
ilikeemsmall 4
Yeah, it counts. She sounds like a real crappy GF.
Calista_fml 0
Maybe she couldnt feel you inside of her that is why she was laughing but maybe its due to the fact she has a gaping Vag...Go listen to the song "I just had sex" its by lonely island ft akon
CantHandleMe 2
haha I ******* love that song but I'm on a boat is better.
hideyoself 4
Still counts! You just had sex, bro :)
foolishgirl 0
aw...sad, sad "LITTLE MAN" ha xD