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Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
unsatisfied
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
Lady Vulva
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Stud
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
sadsexer23
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML
EliseV
Chino Hills, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU
Los Angeles, United States 🌶️ Spicy
So close…
Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nuts
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Anonymous
Bristol, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
New skills
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Unknown
Lamoni, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were quite drunk while we were fooling around on the couch, when I decided I wanted to lose my virginity to her. I was two thrusts in when she burst out laughing. Looking down, I realized I was between her cheeks and the couch cushion. I lost my virginity to her couch. FML
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premiermois 5
Hookers still count, buddy.
uberletepoon 10
still counts. I just had sex!
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Comments (165)
jessieeatsbrainz 0
ROFL
Calyx_fml 22
OP, the first time always sucks. Its awkward. But if you are 43 years old then she is prolly justified.
Dave7276 0
In the words of Akon STILL COUNTS!
mola_mola 3
when you click "your life sucks" it becomes "it definitely does!" seems like fml has an answer to your question
HomeAl0ne 20
I'm pretty sure you get a 'do over' for that one.
randomxoxo 0
poor thing, that had to be quite embarrassing, buttt, I dont think I would of gone public.
Kez1181 0
Haha I lost mine to an Amsterdam hooker so it could be worse lol
paganboy666 0
did you release your inner fluids if yes then yes if no well... try again
iNsANity510 0
srry dude but that doest count unless yu finished
someguy2010 0
I'm gonna have to ask you to hand over your man card...........