Intimacy: Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she...

By Username - 03/01/2011 11:40

Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML

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By Unknown - 07/02/2014 14:18 - United States - Lamoni

Today, my girlfriend and I were quite drunk while we were fooling around on the couch, when I decided I wanted to lose my virginity to her. I was two thrusts in when she burst out laughing. Looking down, I realized I was between her cheeks and the couch cushion. I lost my virginity to her couch. FML

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Hookers still count, buddy.

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Kitten21 2

Tuesday 4 January 2011 8:12

aww, I'm sorry :(

airbear2225 6

Tuesday 4 January 2011 8:15

SKETCHY LMAO

jenchen 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 9:20

LMAOO xD

BellaMarta 19

Tuesday 4 January 2011 9:22

I bet she laughed because his dick was small.

mightymart 5

Tuesday 4 January 2011 10:06

she's a ****** ****.. unless you're like 32, then she may be right

Faux94 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 10:40

Fake

denvan 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 10:51

hahaha you nailed it

denvan 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 11:17

Maybe she's just too loose

fuckmylife318 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 16:48

haha that sucks man. were you really that badd?!

RugbyLover13 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 18:20

Hell ya it counts!

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