Today, I asked my boyfriend what he'd think of me getting his initials tattooed over my heart. "That's awesome, babe," he answered enthusiastically. "But could you get them on your ass instead?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend the new tattoo of a butterfly that I'd gotten on my lower back. He said, "It looks like it's flying when your rolls jiggle." FML
Today, my girlfriend keeps asking me to get her name tattooed on my chest. At first I thought she wanted a romantic gesture, but now she asks me to do it so often, it’s starting to feel more like she wants to cattle brand me as my owner. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML
Today, for my two month anniversary, my boyfriend surprised me with a "present". He then lifted his pant leg. He had carved my initials into his leg with a knife. FML
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Lennie Mcfish 19
first rule of being in a relationship, never and I mean never get your partner's name or initials tatted on you.
jbuckets_404 39
I'd wait to tattoo those initials until AFTER you're married. I've met a few gals who didn't wait, but now sadly lament having their exes' names front & center for all to see. :-( Does he want his initials directly above your poop-chute so as to claim ownership once & for all?
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bloopaloop 27
Both of those are great ideas!
jbuckets_404 39
I'd wait to tattoo those initials until AFTER you're married. I've met a few gals who didn't wait, but now sadly lament having their exes' names front & center for all to see. :-( Does he want his initials directly above your poop-chute so as to claim ownership once & for all?
mayaklast 12
Yes, and even then considering the divorce rates, that idea has 'regret' spelled all over it. Also, maybe that's just me but... a mark of ownership put on someone (especially when the gesture isn't reciprocated by the other party) doesn't imply anything great in my opinion : after the branding is done, are you his slave or his prized cow, then? As far as romantic tattoos go, I'd avoid the name or initials thing... I know a couple who got their wedding rings tattooed. I thought it was pretty sweet (also, they weren't all that young and they had a kid together when they did it, so you know... they were pretty certain it was going to last).
Lennie Mcfish 19
first rule of being in a relationship, never and I mean never get your partner's name or initials tatted on you.
RichardPencil 32
Yeah, put it under your tramp stamp that says "INSERT PENS HERE." The woman that got that one has lots of regerts.
Itsheragain 9
gotta side with him on this one.
Itsheragain 9
nothing wrong with marking your territory
Fiona Ashe_1844920076 3
DONT do it, please.
AmbrosiaFan 19
Never ever ever ever ever get a significant other's initials or name tattooed onto your body.
omgjenwtf 11
“Over your heart” aka your boob lol. Is it really that offensive that he asked for the ass instead? He’s an ass man!
Jonkbaby 23
You mean well, but I wouldn't know what to say if someone told me they wanted to do that