Today, I lost my dog and so I put up 'lost' signs. As I was coming back home I noticed one had been written on. It said: "Found your dog. Keeping it". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found the dog I lost while I was dog sitting. It was with its new adoptive family. FML
Today, I was taking out the trash and I came upon a bill from a veterinary hospital. It was for $50 and it was a bill to put my dog down. My Dad said my dog was missing and I put hundreds of signs around the city. FML
Today, I found a lost dog and called the owner. When he arrived, I thought it would be cute to put the dog down so he would run back into his owner's arms, like in movies. As soon as I put the dog down, it ran away again. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML
Today, I searched our neighborhood for our lost dog. After screaming at the top of our lungs, driving around in circles, and asking strangers, we realized we took him to the groomers this morning. FML
Today, after finally giving up on the search for my lost dog, I realized that my neighbors had found her and are convinced that she was a stray. They won't give her up and are now mad at me for trying to take my own dog back. FML
Today, I got back from a two-week holiday only to discover my dog missing. After looking for him at animal shelters and putting up missing pet signs, my roommate admitted he lost him in a game of drunk poker. FML
Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
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daytoday21 10
I guess you can hope the person hasn't really seen your dog and is just playing a sick joke?
LupusDie 9
That's why you should always probe your dog with a censor.
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Comments (134)
megank12 17
Eventually, someone will walk the dog or you will see it if its in your neighborhood, so hopefully you will be able to confront whoever took it. Unless they did it as a terrible joke, in which case someone might bring it back.
jamnglamgirlie 17
Call the cops!
GingerNinja7 17
They would have to find it first, and unless OP can prove the dog is his/hers, the cops can't do a thing about it, if someone actually has Op's dog
Cryptic17_fml 4
At least he will have a home and will be safe.
crazytwinsmom 25
Exactly, better than being hit by a car or eaten by a wild animal.
st333ph 12
You don't know if that home is safe.
Enslaved 38
I doubt they really have your dog. It's probably just a cruel joke someone is playing on you. Hope you find your dog safely. I've seen too many animals that have gotten hit on my busy street.
420Zombie 17
I always feel bad seeing dead cats & dogs on the road, I end up imagining some sad kid at home hopefully waiting for 'fluffy' or whatever to come home. :/
Catkam623 27
Could be the thread above but I'm currently imagining what would happen if someone hit fluffy with a car.
lucyy123 14
I hope you get your dog back OP. God what is wrong with people these days
Zen_Mei 17
Just some dick barking mad...keep looking
Whistlee 8
Haha what a painful joke they made. Oh wait, it's just painful!
interesting33 37
It could just be a prankster trying to wind you up. Don't give up!
deet124 11
It's a dog eat dog world
KaitlynNeal 13
Id go beat the shit out of him
420Zombie 17
good luck tracking down that random stranger who may, or may not, have your dog though