Anonymous
Kids having kids
Today, I started my 17th birthday by having to clean my son’s extremely poopy diaper. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
finalyearsofhate
Today, my son took a nap quietly for the first time ever. As I went to wake him up, I realized why. A previously poop-filled diaper came flying at me when I opened the door. FML
doomeddaddy
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
I just can't hide it
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
Anonymous
Shitty situation
Today, I went to change my one year-old son's diaper and it was a total disaster! He'd picked at his diaper and it came loose. There was poop all over his sleeper, and when I went to clean it up, he put his hands in it. Let's just say I threw the damn sleeper away. FML
SD.
Essex Junction, United States
Little bundles of joy
Today, I woke up to my lovely 16-month old with her diaper on. When I stood up to retrieve and toss it, I also realized she'd pooped into her hand and thrown a log onto the middle of the floor. FML
BadDad
San Diego, United States
Today, I was summoned to the bathroom by my three-year-old, who still needs help cleaning up sometimes. When I walked in, he looked so happy and proud as he pointed to the trash can saying, "Look at my big poop!". Buying a new trash can tomorrow. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I had to clean up after the kid who discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML
Mom of 3
So sweet
Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Helping hands
Today, I had my first poop at home after having my baby, and it was a total mess. I still have no strength in my legs so while trying to clean myself I fell and couldn’t get up. The only one in the house was my father-in-law, so he had to pick me up naked with poop down my legs. FML
failedfather
Ferntree Gully, Australia
Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML
Kymberly Hams
Australia
Creative
Today, my toddler was supposed to be taking a nap. Instead, he decided it was the perfect time to remove his own nappy for the first time ever. He painted his walls, floor, bed and body, then started crying because he was dirty. FML
Top comments
Anderling 33
I feel like even in America birth control would be cheaper and easier than a baby.
Iifa 7
Welcome to the parenthood! Hopefully by your 18th the poopy diapers are gone, but might be toddler attitude time. Basically you will have first class experience that having children is not rainbows and fluffy things and cute times, it is bloody heart work to raise a child and maintaining yourself. I wish you strong will and success in achieving both
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Comments (8)
Anderling 33
I feel like even in America birth control would be cheaper and easier than a baby.
Hangryko 32
Not necessarily. Not everyone has equal access to birth control, and it can fail.
Ubehage 32
It's a game. You gamble, and you know the risk. Sucks for them, but it is their own choice. No sympathy from here.
tiptoppc 21
These days, the idiots with power are banning (or trying to) everything that classifies as birth control. It sucks here.
Iifa 7
Welcome to the parenthood! Hopefully by your 18th the poopy diapers are gone, but might be toddler attitude time. Basically you will have first class experience that having children is not rainbows and fluffy things and cute times, it is bloody heart work to raise a child and maintaining yourself. I wish you strong will and success in achieving both
poopface82 25
Look on the bright side - by the time you’re my age (I’m 39) your kid will be on his own and you won’t be changing poopy diapers first thing in the morning.
sarsuela 29
I feel like had you left out your age and just said you started your birthday with a poopy diaper you would have got more sympathy.
Kalex 4
Then idk, maybe you shouldn’t have had a baby when you’re still a minor..? Idk, just a wild guess🤷🏻♂️ You laid down to make that child (while you’re still a literal child yourself), so you shouldn’t be complaining when it comes time to actually take care of it. That baby didn’t ask to be here. It’s that simple.
tarababy24 5
Yeah you still have to be a parent on your birthday..
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Fun fact - having a kid means your life is no longer your own. You should have thought of that before having unprotected sex, especially at such a young age.