Today, I lost my dog and so I put up 'lost' signs. As I was coming back home I noticed one had been written on. It said: "Found your dog. Keeping it". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found the dog I lost while I was dog sitting. It was with its new adoptive family. FML
Today, I was taking out the trash and I came upon a bill from a veterinary hospital. It was for $50 and it was a bill to put my dog down. My Dad said my dog was missing and I put hundreds of signs around the city. FML
Today, I found a lost dog and called the owner. When he arrived, I thought it would be cute to put the dog down so he would run back into his owner's arms, like in movies. As soon as I put the dog down, it ran away again. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML
Today, I searched our neighborhood for our lost dog. After screaming at the top of our lungs, driving around in circles, and asking strangers, we realized we took him to the groomers this morning. FML
Today, after finally giving up on the search for my lost dog, I realized that my neighbors had found her and are convinced that she was a stray. They won't give her up and are now mad at me for trying to take my own dog back. FML
Today, I got back from a two-week holiday only to discover my dog missing. After looking for him at animal shelters and putting up missing pet signs, my roommate admitted he lost him in a game of drunk poker. FML
Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
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daytoday21 10
I guess you can hope the person hasn't really seen your dog and is just playing a sick joke?
LupusDie 9
That's why you should always probe your dog with a censor.
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Comments (134)
Childington 15
I would suggest talking to the SPCA and calling the local vets. If it is a very distinctive dog or if the new 'owners' take it to a vet (obviously they have no previous records, a vet should find that suspicious especially if you've tipped them off) you might have some luck that way in getting it back.
cappellaaa 23
I would flip the **** out and report it
still_guns 16
It's possible some kid wrote that, even though they haven't actually got it. Still, get some animal rescuers out there
CdnTestmonkey 3
Had that happen to me. I ended up involving the cops, they figured out who took her and charged the guy with dog napping. He ended up with a very large fine, can no longer own pets for the next 10 years and has a criminal record for being an asshole.
hand1234 10
Probably a prank
fruitslut 11
I hope you find your fur baby soon. :(
potatosareawesom 7
how do you lose a dog maybe you should of trained the dog better
mattyiscool123 26
My neighborhood doesn't even let those signs out
SettingSun89 5
You could always call the police. I think that would make your dog qualified as stolen
hanielfavela 6
It didnt happen to be a dog recently lost did it? Because i just happened to find one, and also wrote on the missing papers. Not.giving.it.back!