Today, I lost my dog and so I put up 'lost' signs. As I was coming back home I noticed one had been written on. It said: "Found your dog. Keeping it". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found the dog I lost while I was dog sitting. It was with its new adoptive family. FML
Today, I was taking out the trash and I came upon a bill from a veterinary hospital. It was for $50 and it was a bill to put my dog down. My Dad said my dog was missing and I put hundreds of signs around the city. FML
Today, I found a lost dog and called the owner. When he arrived, I thought it would be cute to put the dog down so he would run back into his owner's arms, like in movies. As soon as I put the dog down, it ran away again. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML
Today, I searched our neighborhood for our lost dog. After screaming at the top of our lungs, driving around in circles, and asking strangers, we realized we took him to the groomers this morning. FML
Today, after finally giving up on the search for my lost dog, I realized that my neighbors had found her and are convinced that she was a stray. They won't give her up and are now mad at me for trying to take my own dog back. FML
Today, I got back from a two-week holiday only to discover my dog missing. After looking for him at animal shelters and putting up missing pet signs, my roommate admitted he lost him in a game of drunk poker. FML
Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
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daytoday21 10
I guess you can hope the person hasn't really seen your dog and is just playing a sick joke?
LupusDie 9
That's why you should always probe your dog with a censor.
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Comments (134)
NickaPLZ 26
What the actual ****...?
NickaPLZ 26
Side note, how are people voting YDI? You must be gingers...
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Yeah...ginger cats, who were terrorized by OP's dog.
biggestfan23 11
#15 wow never heard that joke before
slickchrome 11
Op should have not lost his dog, that's how. I'm no ginger but that was uncalled for dick!
Enslaved 38
Then are you a ginger too? Because people are thumbing you down. --Do you see how silly your comments is yet?:P
NickaPLZ 26
24 - Dogs get out, it just happens. No matter how secure their living space is. Not necessarily OP's fault. You clearly don't have a dog.
NickaPLZ 26
26 - Womp, womp! :,/
TeamKelly 10
This whole thread has gone to shit.
bamagrl410 31
39 - gone to shit? It started as shit.
theunlovedemo 10
24 - I'm sure OP didn't go out thinking "ooh let me lose my dog"... What a thing to say!
annihil8or 15
No, the "fake" ****. What the hell is an "actual ****"?
natsaysheyyy 16
That's so ******* wrong...
grafeety 9
#69 don't worry about it, it's a lot more satisfying when you don't know it's a fake ****.
ladyLALAA 29
You're all barking mad!
killmoose 5
69- it doesn't matter what **** it is, all that matters is that you said the word **** in comment #69
LupusDie 9
That's why you should always probe your dog with a censor.
LupusDie 9
A thing that sends out a signal so you can track your dog. In Belgium we call it a cencor, srry for my english.
SuperDanielNL 23
In Flamish? Because here in the Netherlands such a device is called a ''sensor''.
SuperDanielNL 23
Dogs don't have freedom of speech, hence the censor.
asnakelovinbabe 16
What he is trying to say is that if possible, install a beacon that can be tracked in case your dog gets lost.
boofgall 16
41- Laptop*
Chumsword 8
No... labtop is more fitting
WolfGirlRin 12
You mean a microchip?
tjv3 10
I would call the police and report your dog stolen. That sucks op
AKGirlinSD 20
Thank you, 91! It's a microchip to keep track of your dog or any animal. Most pounds already implant them so if the animal gets lost or stolen, it can be found and prove ownership of the animal. I hope OP has one so they can get their dog back.
DDCA 24
Do you mean a microchip? Being probed with a censor sounds perverted and sadistic...
tacojauns 45
Well that's ruff
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Hey! You're barking up the wrong tree with insensitive jokes like that.
skeptic54 8
you're barking up the wrong tree with these puns mate
skeptic54 8
Ah shit tourrettesguy, didn't realise I stole your comment. how about, I guess you could say he's a cat burglar
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Listen skeptic54, your pun was just a pile of steaming shitzhu
Bakarra 22
C'mon #76 if you don't hound him so much his puns will get better!
skeptic54 8
ALL HAIL TO THE MASTER! I am in sheer terrier at your prowess. Now be a good boy fetch me another one just like it, these things are giving me a new leash on life!
MagicGiraffe 12
Dog gone it stop taking all the good puns
R4inb0wBrit3 13
Damn. Must of the good pugs are gone.
Yarrachel 16
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Was the person who FOUND your dog a Hufflepuff?
Diesel_baby 18
No because a puff would give it back, must be a slytherin.
kathbutter 12
Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders
bamagrl410 31
I can't believe 4 got thumbed down for that. Kids these days. They don't know their Harry Potter facts well enough.
PenguinBitch 44
25-How dare you speak ill of my house. Avada Kedavra!!!!
Diesel_baby 18
#67 its my house to. Don't judge a person until you know there house.
PenguinBitch 44
*their. You mud blood. ;)
CydneDilligaf 7
must've been draco malfoy, the little shit. rumbleroar will hear of this.
kathbutter 12
Malfoy could take the dog to pigfarts if he had a rocketship
daytoday21 10
I guess you can hope the person hasn't really seen your dog and is just playing a sick joke?
iOceanus 18
I'm sure a quick call to Liam Neeson would put things in order.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
It's Niam Leeson, get it right
fishstick557 14
82 ... No ... Just no.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
oh..please?!
klorehore 24
Probably some douchebag just messing with you, keep searching, and good luck finding your dog!
DaniPandi 22
Even if it is just a joke, it's a cruel one at that. If it isn't a joke, then that isn't okay. While, yeah, microchips are handy, not everyone can afford them.
gracehi 33
Micro chips are only $20. :)
zandalee 20
With all of the free dogs in the Christchurch pounds after the earthquakes, this is truly a shitty thing to do. So many dogs are being put down because they can't find forever homes and some asshole steals your dog OP!? That really sucks!
peachesncreem 21
Wow. I wish microchips were only $20 here. I spent around $400-$500 to get both of my kittens chipped and spayed :/
DaniPandi 22
Yeah, where I live they cost around $100-200
AKGirlinSD 20
Did you guys rescue your animals from a shelter or pound? They are free, already implanted with a microchip before the animal can be adopted.
heyijustmetu 7
aww I'm sorry that is not right
SuperDanielNL 23
Ask around, I you live in a small comunity there is bound to be someone who know who has a 'new' dog. Perhaps someone just wrote that on the posters to troll and your dog may still be out there. Chin up OP. And if someone did take your dog, kick his/her ass.
Catkam623 27
I you?
Tigerblossom 19
Your dog has been taken. They can't be that far away! Just get Niam Leeson to help you.
AlexM42 5
No no, it's Liam Neeson from the alternate universe where he's a dog.
Tigerblossom 19
Whoa... My bad. I totally messed up his name.
Chumsword 8
Evil twin... he has the goatee
gc327072 31
"I won't find you… I won't kill you… because I don't give a shit." -Niam Leeson.
shadowsorel 15
Did you promise a reward?