Loveless
Canada
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Jayman223
Reno, United States
Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
dBLIZZARD
United States
Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML
The_Waffle
Cleveland, United States
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
sal
Canada
Unloveable
Today, I adopted a cat, thinking it would make my life a little less lonely. Within an hour, the cat ran away. Not even animals want to be around me. FML
robertsonjimmy
United States
Today, I let my new puppy outside for the first time. When I went to get him, I saw a man running off with him. FML
stinky skunk
Canada
Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML
mista hunna
Baltimore, United States
Today, I found the dog I lost while I was dog sitting. It was with its new adoptive family. FML
DrakeB
Seattle, United States
Here boy!
Today, I found a lost dog and called the owner. When he arrived, I thought it would be cute to put the dog down so he would run back into his owner's arms, like in movies. As soon as I put the dog down, it ran away again. FML
kacysospacyy
United States
Today, I went on a run with the family dog. I returned home to three missed calls and a hysterical voicemail from my dad. Why? The dog was gone. Not me, his 15 year-old daughter, the dog. FML
Coldandshoeless
Hackettstown, United States
Bad boy
Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML
Top comments
JesusFishTaco 5
You should've bought a hippo. They're too lazy to run away.
chewbaccaateme 0
get a cat, see how that works.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (243)
borntoperform 14
Aww I'm sorry. my dog ran away too.
chunkeechunks 0
Everyone below this comment has a large penis
chiddy_bang71 0
*forever alone*
JesusFishTaco 5
9-Even the girls?
catrav77 0
17 - TELL IT AGAIN! TELL IT AGAIN!
amadais 1
17- it takes more than one vote to reject an fml
holymolybro 0
Perhaps a fish?
sensoon15 7
9- actually had to think about this one...are you saying from a boner? (referring to #1's pic)
cesfire 0
especially the girls
cesfire 0
especially the girls
YacL 15
Suddenly, all the girls below 9's comment are male.
borntoperform 14
Aww do you think I look pretty? (:
We_Li_Ve_Fr_Ee 0
I just commented so I can feel better about myself. FYL OP.
sensoon15 7
weird...all comments are gone
We_Li_Ve_Fr_Ee 0
My hopes and dreams were just crushed; curse you comment deleting admins.):
CarleeBugg123 5
Haven't you heard of a leash?
Alwayspullout 7
ever heard of get some ******* friends?
opendoorclosed 8
Hey when God gives you lemons, you find a new God!
mikede420 0
nice ass
Fiskerz 0
it probably didn't like you
cherrypieguy 0
This sucks, amirite.net ?
12Tonja15 0
Like really!!!!!! I totally had to like this one
btnhdude 0
114, when life gives you lemons, you paint that shit gold. that's from Atmosphere.
EvilPotato 15
not even animals love you OP.
cearabelle 0
eh srry for u be sad becuz u dog leve u srry I am Russian not be america
Jimster1712 0
no, u go to lemonparty.org
RouletteRed 6
You should always make sure you have an eye on a newly bought dog. No matter what, they just think of you as someone new and are likely to run away. Keep the dog in or on a leash for a while until he/she knows that he/she is part of the family. Even still it could run away, so just make sure you always take precautions etc. Hope this helped out for the future.
roperap 0
ydi
Leeshawbrown 3
162 - When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!
Pballing420 0
Hahahahahahahahah!
leadrunner751 3
get your dog really fat next time, or get like a hamster
chewbaccaateme 0
get a cat, see how that works.
johnson94 5
yuh.. treat dat pussy right and it will never run away..
tylersign 11
I have a feeling that the cat would find a way out too..
sensoon15 7
maybe the owner is such a horrible person that any animal or person can't stand to be near them. or they're just a reallllyyyy boring person, in that case, IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT OP!
atomicbaboon 0
ya know what this calls for... Pet Rock!
agummere796 0
#2 your picture is awesome!
tsim_fml 0
90 - i dont think he heard u, chewbacca ate him
zendaddy0 0
dude cats suck dog: I get fed and played with all day I must be in heaven / cat: I get fed and played with all day I must be a god
chewbaccaateme 0
for reference, my retarded friend asked one day if he would like him to create a FML account for myself, the name was not my decision, unfortunately. the pic was all me tho.
booooredxo 0
AGREEEEEEED ******* hate cats.
agummere796 0
#2 your picture is awesome!
KayleighRenee 0
get a hamster. it won't be able to escape as it will be in a cage.
heathersmorin 0
my hamster escaped from it's caged ALLLL the time!!!! Then I had to lock that shit down like a prison. Hasn't gotten out since.
Ravens1001 0
Nerd.
43trauts 14
How about fish?
Deeznutzhairy 7
I hope the dogs okay.
NomOnShroomz 14
Don't worry the dog is fine. My belly is nice and comfortable.
MrSassypants 34
Yeah. OP's dog was name Bethoven. He's very successful without OP.
lulooo1999 0
I realy don't care about the person who wrote the FML I'm worried about the dog
lulooo1999 0
I realy don't care about the person who wrote the FML I'm worried about the dog
NomOnShroomz 14
Woahh both your comments are the same number!! O.o
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
183: Sorry to burst your bubble, but it's not magic. There's a comment bug.
NomOnShroomz 14
Thanks, MOM!!
JesusFishTaco 5
You should've bought a hippo. They're too lazy to run away.
TheSnakeDoctor20 17
or a cat :p
volley4eva1698 0
or a fish
NomOnShroomz 14
or a platypus
Bizenghastly 0
or a rock ^_^
iAmScrubs 19
or a sloth
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Or a drug dealing monkey.
Bizenghastly 0
82- ooh good thinking! that would actually come in handy ^_^
No_LoveMM 3
82 hangover part 2 lawl
We_Li_Ve_Fr_Ee 0
A tad late, but I'm gonna say it anyway "C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER."
KiddNYC1O 22
Shark with GPS.
omg_a_BALLOON 0
let's start a combo breaker combo so no one could break it. C-c-c-combo breaker!!
lonewolf6613 4
nice job 113! better late than never :)
sheethapins 13
What about a catfish named Platypus who moves like a sloth who has a rock with a picture of a drug dealing monkey on it? / :D
Badtz_maru_fml 0
or a dog! wait...
OhSoBueno 0
wolfcat...
xMexicanXJesusx 0
Or a Snorlax
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
or a bee on a string.
btnhdude 0
or a Liger
MollyDollLifee 1
First the monkey, now my hat. This day couldn't get any worse.
gowan50 4
yeah and it would eat you :)
NomOnShroomz 14
I still don't get why it is legal to purchase an animal but not to purchase a human...
Gondile 4
or... Why not Zoidberg?
KingCeltic77 18
Or a horse named Sarah Jessica Parker.
Trevan13 7
82 - How would it get the drugs though if it can't escape every once in a while (cause of it got outside once it would see a chance at a better life with someone else and run away) sorry for destroying any dreams out there.
bandgirrl 9
sorry OP. ):
IamTheCavalist 0
yay band! trombone ;)
DreaminOfMusic 0
CLARINET!!!!!!!!
memphius 4
get a chia pet.
Saltime 0
Well, they don't shed...
snickers001 0
cha cha cha chia (:
missbreann 0
Buy a pet rock...
magentaballoon15 8
I'm sure OP will find. way for said pet rock or Chia Pet to run away...
soulfulemo 0
why would someone need to buy a rock....all you gotta do is look for one...possibly, I dunno, outside??
DreaminOfMusic 0
the pet rock will commit suicide
missbreann 0
True enough..OP can come to my garden and get some....lol
NastyNinja31 0
u want op to "get some" out of ur garden!?
tuckriggs 0
ah
missbreann 0
XD Hell no! "Get some rocks"
lonewolf6613 4
there's rocks outside!? what!? :) let's see how many haters I get because of this :)
missbreann 0
#134 you crack me up
sheethapins 13
Op can get his rocks off in her garden?
beachchick9498 5
Aw...that's so sad
beachchick9498 5
I feel ya bro! or sis...that's happened to me before
beachchick9498 5
I feel ya bro! or sis...that's happened to me before
lalalaughter 0
get a smaller pet, turtle or guinea pig maybe? :)
sensoon15 7
maybe OP will lose the smaller pet. they can crawl away easier. I suggest to buy an elephant, you can always find them if they run away.
Juggalette_623 9
No, op should get a turtle. Turtles can't run. :D
crazysasha123 0
aww that really sucks):