Today, I was taking out the trash and I came upon a bill from a veterinary hospital. It was for $50 and it was a bill to put my dog down. My Dad said my dog was missing and I put hundreds of signs around the city. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML
Today, I lost my dog and so I put up 'lost' signs. As I was coming back home I noticed one had been written on. It said: "Found your dog. Keeping it". FML
Today, I took my son for a walk to tell him about the passing of our family dog. As we were walking by the river, Ozzy (our deceased dog) was laying on the riverbank. My son thought he just ran away and we found him. Turns out my husband was too cheap to pay the 100$ vet disposal fees. FML
Today, I went on a run with the family dog. I returned home to three missed calls and a hysterical voicemail from my dad. Why? The dog was gone. Not me, his 15 year-old daughter, the dog. FML
Today, I went to my father's house to get my dog, since I had left it with him while I was on a business trip. When I got there, my dad said the dog pooped on the floor a few days ago, and so he took him to the pound. FML
Today, I called my mother to check up on her. Lately, she's been having some financial problems, so last week I sent her my last $100 to help her out until her next paycheck. She used the money to euthanize the family dog. FML
Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML
Today, I received a $100 bill in the mail as a late graduation present. I placed it on the table so I could go to the bathroom. I come back to find the table empty and my $100 bill missing. The fan blew the money on the floor and my 8 week old puppy ate it. FML
Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML
Today, I got a huge bill through the post. It turns out that my elderly mother made the vet come out to my house to see the dog while I was out, because she was scared of the little growths she had found on his body. They were nipples. FML
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ChelsiGotSpunk 0
Aw, dude that sucks. Your dad is a bitch.
Indiana_fml 4
Wow, I can't find the appropriate words for your dad...so I just say: Whatever bad happens to him in life, he will totally deserve it.
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Comments (128)
Chidge 0
You deserved it Also- first hahaha
ChelsiGotSpunk 0
Aw, dude that sucks. Your dad is a bitch.
tigitiger22 0
That's awful. I can't believe your Dad would do something like that :( I'm so sorry. I hope your Dad pays for the bill. And all the photocopying ink!
Theclarksondales 8
and a new dog
UrRightFML 0
Ah ur dads a gronk, make sure that he knows that you knw what happen to ur dog.
Indiana_fml 4
Wow, I can't find the appropriate words for your dad...so I just say: Whatever bad happens to him in life, he will totally deserve it.
Juggalette_623 9
How can this person possibly deserve it? This sucks ass! FYL
R3TH0R 0
you should so guilt trip your dad, and keep him from getting the bill, make him pay for it BIG. give it a few days and then go "oh hey dad this came in the mail" give him the bill then ask him when he was going to tell you and how the hell does anyone deserve this?
TigressUK 0
#1 deserves to have a lifetime internet ban. Your father is selfish and cruel.
choochootrain 0
That's just wrong. I'm so sorry for you. Maybe investigate if your dog didn't have a medical condition that required his putting down, and that your father didn't have the heart to tell you about. Sometimes parents can't bring themselves to break the news about pets to their children, and they resort to the weirdest things.
jumpdancehigh 0
so sad ):