Today, after finally working there long enough for medical and dental insurance to kick in, my employers decided we should part ways. Then, while I was eating dinner, my crown popped off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to have emergency work done on my teeth after I seized in the shower and smashed my face into the tub. Apparently, the dental insurance I'd been paying for but had never used ended its coverage 4 days ago, because my job was no longer working with them. FML
Today, after having to get the front filling on my tooth fixed five times, the dentist finally decided to give me a crown. While waiting for the permanent to be made, I had a temporary one put in. This one fell out five times. The final time, I actually sneezed it out. FML
Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML
Today, after waking up from a bad migraine which caused my teeth to clench, I found out that I broke a molar. A dentist told me it split down to the bone, so I need root canal and an extended crown. Then they told me the tooth below had also broke and has to be pulled. FML
Today, I learnt that my tooth is cracking due to a crown that was put in this past October to prevent the previous crown from doing that. Cheers to an implant at 25 years old. FML
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML
Today, I went to the dentist at 8:30 for a check up. I walked out at 2:00 with a root canal and several thousand dollars in debt. I guess I'm not having a wedding this year or quitting the job I hate. FML
Today, after having my jaw wired shut for 2 months, I finally got to eat. During the first bite of my sandwich I pulled my jaw out of place. FML
Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML
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Shzusuziq11 12
You should still have your insurance at least for another month. (At least in America you would, not sure where you're from)
Chazzster 32
Make an emergency appointment with the dentist who did the crown and save the crown. They can usually reinstall it for far less cost than it cost originally.
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Shzusuziq11 12
You should still have your insurance at least for another month. (At least in America you would, not sure where you're from)
Chazzster 32
Make an emergency appointment with the dentist who did the crown and save the crown. They can usually reinstall it for far less cost than it cost originally.
noakcliff214 2
Elect COBRA coverage since you were eligible