dBLIZZARD
United States
Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Jayman223
Reno, United States
Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
Loveless
Canada
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my dog disappeared for an hour. After I'd called her name repeatedly, she crawled out from under my bed, threw up on my feet, and then happily walked out the room. FML
Coldandshoeless
Hackettstown, United States
Bad boy
Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML
The_Waffle
Cleveland, United States
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
ciararow
United States
Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML
stinky skunk
Canada
Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML
anonymous
La Verne, United States
Today, I searched our neighborhood for our lost dog. After screaming at the top of our lungs, driving around in circles, and asking strangers, we realized we took him to the groomers this morning. FML
Jen
Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML
GotMyBitchBack
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Zanesville, United States
Bold move
Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML
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ghetto_child 19
5 hours wasted is better than losing your dog
nathanschmitz14 1
Hey man, at least he came back!
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nathanschmitz14 1
Hey man, at least he came back!
jake_braves 25
Maybe next time just wait awhile before going to find your dog. Dogs are usually smart enough to come back. Depends on the kind of dog.
joeythesheaff 13
Unlike my dad...
mds9986 24
My dog once ran away for 7 days. He came back at the door to our house like he never left, covered in ticks and scratches from an adventure I'll never know about.
LunaaBluee 27
A while back I was working in a farm about 10km from home and I took my dog with me. at the end of the day I left (somehow completely forgetting about my dog) got home and quite a few minutes passed before I realized I'd forgotten her I walked out the door and she was just chilling on the deck. Dogs know how to find their way home.
CannotBeSeen 10
My dad took our dog to the park, let him off-leash (which was allowed there) and my dog proceeded to run all the way back home again on his own...
BrutalEater 15
My dog did the same for dinner
vikingchick 22
Well now you know he will (most likely) come back if he ever gets out again!
MandyO 15
That's a good boy!
mukduk 21
Be grateful that he made his way back. Five hours wasted, but at least he's safe and sound.
Way2Fast8 20
Dwight you ignorant ****
ghetto_child 19
5 hours wasted is better than losing your dog
beaglegal 42
I completely agree :)
emile_heskey 11
Preach
lizzy_r_b_94 18
I would have given up many days, nights and a lot more to have had my baby boy come home safe to me :( Rip buddy I miss you
TheBlissOfBoss 10
My dog did the same thing to me 6 years ago
JMichael 26
Most of the time they find their way back home. If they're not picked up by some passerby that is..
_shaydwashere_ 9
Well at least he came back!
whatsittoyabitch 15
Today, my owner ran away and only came back after 5 hours. FML.
MRSwick2525 23
Dude, that doesn't even make sense. Just sayin.
littleking94 14
it makes sense
_shaydwashere_ 9
5 hours wasted is better then losing you dog.
MakeItStopWtf 12
deja vu