momac86
United States
Today, I lost a sewing needle in the carpet. No worries, my big toe found it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I found the special needle I needed yesterday for a school biology project. I found it by walking around barefoot at 5 am. FML
flipflap
Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML
Anonymous
Oakland, United States
Today, I finally found the jewelry my two-year-old son had lost when it got lodged in my foot. FML
Anonymous
Seattle, United States
Today, I dropped my knitting project while I was sitting down, but I managed to catch it between my legs. So my knitting needles also caught me. FML
UnknownKitten
Elgin, United States
Today, I returned home after a long day of work. I noticed that my kitten had gotten a hold of my pin cushion, and that there were no needles left in it. My husband and I have only managed to find one, out of 16. FML
Sica
France
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Anonymous
United States
Sole music
Today, a thumb tack came out of one of my posters on my wall. The sole of my foot had the pleasure of finding it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML
sashimi9999
Salinas, United States
Today, while cleaning a carpet in my house, something in it sliced my foot. I couldn't find what it was, so I went to clean the wound. 10 minutes later, I sliced my foot again on the same thing. I still can't figure out what it was. FML
Jorgina226
United States
Today, I found my old sewing machine I got when I was a kid. I never used it before, because when I was younger, I was afraid I might sew my fingers. Laughing at myself, I decided to sew up an old bag. I sewed my thumb. FML
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ajs1987 15
Your day just took a sharp turn for the worst
Rosebudx 32
Sew it goes.
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Rosebudx 32
Sew it goes.
mif_fml 27
That needle sounds like a prick.
Pleonasm 36
It seams that these puns have left me in stitches, I'm not even knitting.
JMichael 26
Well I sure hope OP gets the point.
False_Stupidity 42
Sew what.
ajs1987 15
Your day just took a sharp turn for the worst
aamir251 18
ouch!
kingcaper817 14
Happened to me once. It really sucks hope u feel better op
randomname98 22
My mom had a sewing needle go through her foot. It went in a spot that she didn't notice for about a month, until I almost performed minor surgery and pulled it out. She ended up needing surgery to get it out.
badluckalex 23
I'm pretty sure you would feel a sewing needle stabbing your foot every time you took a step
Killswitchknot 20
And i thought stubbing your toe hurt...i can't imagine how op felt.
skeletcn 21
you know what they say; you reap what you 'sew.'
strugglingatlife 14
Oh god! Im so sorry to hear that!! :(
yeti37 16
Could've been worse: a Lego.
Pleonasm 36
Lego block+needle= ???
xninix_fml 36
@14 The worst pain in the world.
Radgears47 23
Don't even joke about that!
Exodiafinder687 58
At least you didn't lose your big toe in the carpet and find it with a sewing needle. *shrugs*
wondercat40 28
Ouch! My mom did that once with a rusty needle, she had to get a Tinnitus shot.
laughwhenyou 7
Tetanus....tinnitus is ringing in the ears...
wondercat40 28
Ah! You're right, my mistake.
whtevrzxx 3
Happened to me too, it hurts.. A lot