Today, I was suspended from work. Some lady went to the manager and told them that I was stalking her, all because I would kindly greet her everyday at the grocery store. I'm the cashier. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work as a cashier, I had a male customer come up to me and ask me what hours I worked today, like he has done for several weeks now. Immediately after, my manager calls my lane to tell me to watch out for that guy. He has been stalking a co-worker of mine. Apparently, I'm next. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, a classmate at college accused me of stalking her. All because I walked past her house. I was walking to the supermarket. FML
Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML
Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML
Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, I'm a cashier in a grocery store. The visiting regional manager tore me a new one for being lazy. His reason? After working a double shift with no break, I decided to sit down for a minute when things got slow. FML
Today, I got yelled at in a grocery store by a customer who recognized me from the pizza place where I work. Apparently, I forgot mushrooms on her pizza earlier this afternoon. I had the day off, but thanks for the verbal lashing, lady. FML
Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Return as a customer and wait for her.
lvlcapblue 0
Attention ****** like her are so good at believing in their own fiction, aren't they?
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Freeze_fml 17
Return as a customer and wait for her.
Wreckless_fml 6
Did you just edit your comment 3 times? Impressively fast typing skills >:0
nerdness 2
Who goes to the grocery store everyday... Maybe she's the one whose stalking you!!
Keyman1212 14
Not as fast as my masturbation skills. I've jizzed myself three times while writing this. Fun fact: my iPhone likes to think I've kissed myself three times. Dirty iPhone, I would never do that!!
nerdness 2
7- cool story bro...
Keyman1212 14
9- You mad bro?
nerdness 2
11- yea man... let's start fml beef! ...jk
Keyman1212 14
Aww damn... I was getting my digital posse together so we could go shoot at your digital posse from outside your house cause we're too pussy to actually confront each other face to face... ): Now I've got to do a drive by on an innocent family that has three small children!
fanceh 10
^^ .........what the ****.
enonymous 9
Shit just got ******* real son. 9 - in the words of my sansei Squirrel Master "Back off Nasty Nate, this is my bitch... If anyone's gonna shank him in the stall it's going to be me!"
tellithowitis 13
Calm down young grasshoppers
Sephina 3
I have people in the store I work at come in 3-4 times a day.
HushHushKeeKat 0
It's just not funny when you're trying too hard.
Keyman1212 14
It's just not cute when you take a picture of yourself with your **** hanging out.
Wreckless_fml 6
Sounds legit.
dansco 25
Stalker! Now be one properly lol
lvlcapblue 0
Attention ****** like her are so good at believing in their own fiction, aren't they?
guitarplayer546 0
Like do people not stick up for themselves anymore? If this is all that happened the manager should be put on a retard leash or the cashier. If you didn't do anything speak up about it. Customers are not always right, the labour board could also get involved. Losing work hours for greeting a customer doing their job is not reason for a Suspension.
ollie179 21
Hello ma'am how may I help? STALKER!
Im2Handsom 1
Next time hiss at her
sydneylol 7
Yeah because op's a cat.
ambamm135 7
Or a snake
kings1fan 6
Or an avatar
iNomBaconz 0
Or a falcon.
chimcharx3 15
I commented the wrong comment ;-;
chimcharx3 15
It did it again ;-:
YeahhhhBuddy 0
You're joking right? I didn't realize that being a friendly employee was stalking...
YeahhhhBuddy 0
You're joking right? I didn't realize being a friendly employee was stalking
YeahhhhBuddy 0
Sorry my bad, my comments keep appearing in here when trying to reply in the below comment.
alejandratx 8
Well you sound like one to me o-O
RoadKill67a 4
Hey dumbass, read the FML a good 20 times to understand what she/he is trying to say.
CassieStrawbs 7
Why is she going in there everyday?
ambamm135 7
I hope that is sarcasm...I really really do...
ambamm135 7
For some reason my iPod is enjoying messing with me and making my posts wrong. That comment was for the previous reply, saying op sounded like a stalker, my apologies.
castrosabeast 7
Crazy old lady!
rattusrattus 19
I'm paranoid, and even I know that "hello, how was your day?" is just what cashiers are told to say. Your boss is a moron, surely he would have realised.