momac86
United States
Today, I lost a sewing needle in the carpet. No worries, my big toe found it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Anonymous
Today, I found the special needle I needed yesterday for a school biology project. I found it by walking around barefoot at 5 am. FML
flipflap
Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML
Anonymous
Oakland, United States
Today, I finally found the jewelry my two-year-old son had lost when it got lodged in my foot. FML
Anonymous
Seattle, United States
Today, I dropped my knitting project while I was sitting down, but I managed to catch it between my legs. So my knitting needles also caught me. FML
UnknownKitten
Elgin, United States
Today, I returned home after a long day of work. I noticed that my kitten had gotten a hold of my pin cushion, and that there were no needles left in it. My husband and I have only managed to find one, out of 16. FML
Sica
France
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Anonymous
United States
Sole music
Today, a thumb tack came out of one of my posters on my wall. The sole of my foot had the pleasure of finding it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML
sashimi9999
Salinas, United States
Today, while cleaning a carpet in my house, something in it sliced my foot. I couldn't find what it was, so I went to clean the wound. 10 minutes later, I sliced my foot again on the same thing. I still can't figure out what it was. FML
Jorgina226
United States
Today, I found my old sewing machine I got when I was a kid. I never used it before, because when I was younger, I was afraid I might sew my fingers. Laughing at myself, I decided to sew up an old bag. I sewed my thumb. FML
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ajs1987 15
Your day just took a sharp turn for the worst
Rosebudx 32
Sew it goes.
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Comments (53)
JuliusSeizure 18
How nice of your big toe.
Eternity49 13
I feel your pain. Had a needle go into my foot eye end first. Hurts to think about.
Zarcissa 34
I remember from high school when a classmate of mine got a felting(correct word? had to use translate) needle through her finger... Whole class cringed when the teacher pulled it out.
rmsutton 20
I got the eye end of the needle stuck in my knee while I was on my hands and knees looking for it. Needle went halfway in, under the kneecap. That HURT.
DumbAndYoung 30
That happened to me once when I was 7. I can still feel the pain.
avx_fml 8
RIP OP's big toe
cappellaaa 23
this is the worst!
NLM22 14
maybe having shoes on your feet could have prevented that... but then again I don't know the circumstances of how this happened
catanita 18
Next time keep a magnet near by. It might be useful.
kseniasolorocks 11
same thing happened to me a couple of days ago... it went through the middle of my foot and i had to pull it out myself.