Anonymous
United States
Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Where is My Tree?
Bakersfield, United States
Wind? Thief? Hit and run?
Today, I woke up and found that the tree in my front yard was gone. FML
Shoeless
United States
Black out
Today, after I drank way too much, my friend pulled the car over so I could throw up. Next to my pile of puke was a discarded shoe that looked remarkably like one from my favorite pair. When I got home, I realized that my left shoe was missing. FML
Anonymous
So frustrating!
Today, I bought a massive new puzzle to take my mind off of things. Hours later, I realized there was a missing piece. Frustrated, I looked everywhere for it, only to discover it was stuck to the bottom of my shoe, and I'd been walking around with it all day. FML
jackelking
United States
Today, I was at my friends' farm and we decided that we wanted to go to their old treehouse. When we got down there, it turned out my friend Cat had forgotten her shoes. Being a gentleman, I lent her my sandals. I then climbed the treehouse, fell out, and got a nail through my foot. FML
NotDrunk
San Diego, United States
Mind the gap
Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML
Bruce
United States
If the shoe fits…
Today, I discovered a bat in my new apartment. I found him in my shoe… with my foot. FML
fEk
Australia
Today, I couldn't find my reading glasses, thinking perhaps i'd dropped them outside, I stepped off my deck bare foot, straight into a steaming dog turd. Only to see my glasses chewed up a few feet away. It went between my toes. FML
Kallian
Sydney, Australia
What happened?
Today, I walked home and found a massive branch had fallen into my parking space. My first thought, "Thank God my car wasn't hit!" My second thought, "Where's my car?" FML
Anonymous
Today, it wasn't until I heard something fly off the roof of my car and hit the trunk, then asphalt, that I remembered where I left my phone while unlocking the car door. FML
Anonymous
Oakland, United States
Today, I finally found the jewelry my two-year-old son had lost when it got lodged in my foot. FML
Top comments
deviable 9
I think the important question is: how'd the shoe get in the tree??
Unsorrowful 1
I guess what goes up, must come down...
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Comments (116)
YoYoYo20_21_22 2
That's too bad.
cruxx 0
Nope, it's a good thing...
deviable 9
It's not really too bad. I'd say it's the right amount of bad. Just bad enough.
Viciousstorms 7
It's somewhat bad
Keyman1212 14
It's somewhat good as well.
Unsorrowful 1
Thanks tips :P
DinosaursAreCool_fml 8
I think the correct wording is "your shoe found you." but at least you have both shoes now, right?
prettypinklipsx 3
The squirrels stole it!
Keyman1212 14
Who would have known that Hammy from "Over the Hedge" was a no good, rotten, shoe stealing son of a bitch?
xSonic 9
I'm pretty sure it's a good thing. Put em on and be 'Like Mike'.
prettypinklipsx 3
I love hammy!
Officiency 4
Now that's just unfortunate.
kentuckyredneck 10
In soviet russia, shoe finds you!
XmyviolentheartX 13
76- No. Just...no.
HubbaBubba259_fml 0
78, You just no. In Soviet Russia, jokes laugh at you!
deviable 9
I think the important question is: how'd the shoe get in the tree??
capnbzarr 43
I know, right? I won't know whether to click "YDI" or not unless I get the rest of the story.
AlaskanEskimo34 0
If she was missing her cat I'd understand how it got in a tree. But I'm stumped on this one.
BatteryAddict 11
Who throws a shoe?
lololog 0
No the message is don't fall out of trees....
Serythvalker 7
Don't shoe know its bad to hit girls?
creativedarkpce 0
"who throws a shoe?! honestly man! You fight like a woman!" Austin powers anyone?
OhLohd111 11
She's a 69th level tree hugger.
takrushi 4
Damn those new fangled tree climbing shoes! Fashion, where will you draw the line?!
Torva_fml 16
Fangled tree climbing shoes are in now? Who the hell forgot to give me the memo.... I've been wearing my ugs this whole time!
brianfantana32 10
How it got up there is beyond me, but I'm still leaning towards the climbing shoes theory
sadistmonkey 19
takrushi - Is it tree climbing shoes or shoe grabbing trees?
J1hill33 12
It's pretty simple. If you can't remember what you did last night, it's probably a good idea to take the day off and stay inside.
karLAHxD 4
Aliens.
Melster 0
Most likely FAIRIES!!!! They're invisible to the eye and they just mess with u! (possibly working with the aliens) who knows
noobienick 19
The million dollar question.
kjcookie10 9
Bahaha! So where's the other shoe that goes with it?
SystemofaBlink41 27
Actually she said she found her missing shoe not shoeS... Which actually makes me question on how only one shoe got in the tree...
kjcookie10 9
I know that she only found ONE shoe... It was sarcasm. But you're to young to know anything about that.
evilplatypus 39
That's not sarcasm, that's trolling. There's a difference.
kjcookie10 9
My bad. I'm new to this thing. Thanks for the help :)
J3R3MYY 14
TROLLL IN THAAA DUNGEOONN!!!
Mercedes16 7
I think people have worse problems than this. Lol.
Amrel 10
A night of partying hard eh? Suspicious...
ClassyCommando 13
B0o0m Headshot! +50 xp
Ecklcakes 15
I personally think it was those damn squirrels.
Unsorrowful 1
I guess what goes up, must come down...
ClassyCommando 13
That explains my flaccid penis...
Unsorrowful 1
#38 hahaha i suppose that's a good comparison! :)
builditbetter09 3
Why is It an FML you found a long lost shoe :D
Graawr 7
Damn ninjas!
TheMaster15 10
Their secrets have just been given away! Now i know where to check if my shoes go missing!
cruxx 0
How did it get there..? What a night that must have been.
_kfchicken 4
For her or the shoe ?
McDonaldsworker 4
Ha ha ha, hey #70 I'd say for both of 'em, lol losing a shoe in a tree lol
Nolnah 14
was there a hobo jacking it in the backyard.
fancyclown 9
Always a possibility, but I doubt even a hobo would steal just one shoe.