momac86
United States
Today, I lost a sewing needle in the carpet. No worries, my big toe found it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Anonymous
Today, I found the special needle I needed yesterday for a school biology project. I found it by walking around barefoot at 5 am. FML
flipflap
Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML
Anonymous
Oakland, United States
Today, I finally found the jewelry my two-year-old son had lost when it got lodged in my foot. FML
Anonymous
Seattle, United States
Today, I dropped my knitting project while I was sitting down, but I managed to catch it between my legs. So my knitting needles also caught me. FML
UnknownKitten
Elgin, United States
Today, I returned home after a long day of work. I noticed that my kitten had gotten a hold of my pin cushion, and that there were no needles left in it. My husband and I have only managed to find one, out of 16. FML
Sica
France
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Anonymous
United States
Sole music
Today, a thumb tack came out of one of my posters on my wall. The sole of my foot had the pleasure of finding it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML
sashimi9999
Salinas, United States
Today, while cleaning a carpet in my house, something in it sliced my foot. I couldn't find what it was, so I went to clean the wound. 10 minutes later, I sliced my foot again on the same thing. I still can't figure out what it was. FML
Jorgina226
United States
Today, I found my old sewing machine I got when I was a kid. I never used it before, because when I was younger, I was afraid I might sew my fingers. Laughing at myself, I decided to sew up an old bag. I sewed my thumb. FML
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ajs1987 15
Your day just took a sharp turn for the worst
Rosebudx 32
Sew it goes.
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chosha_fml 27
After losing a needle on the carpet, it didn't occur to you to wear shoes?
Sheepalicious 20
The needle just wanted to say that it was sew nice to meet you.
pedinhuh 23
And I thought stepping on LEGO was bad...
CandyApple88 13
You never really get used to it though. Unless you are really neat and put away all your pins and needles, you are going to step on or put your hand on one every now and then. It's only really bad when you need to get someone else to put it out of your foot with a pair of pliers. BUT i will add, as you've stepped on metal, keep an eye on the puncture spot. If it gets infected/red or you start having any flu symptoms, see your doctor ASAP as you may have tetanus or a blood infection. Learn from me stepping on a craft hammer!
green_rayne07 7
omg I did that once but it was a Lg needle for embroidery or something. Right in the ball of my foot! I know your pain!
chrisjmcrae 2
I do that all the time... Except it is usually found by my husbands knee!
georgiastarlite 10
This happened to me once, except on the heel of my foot. Needles to say, I feel your pain.
StickyPickles 33
Well you found it didn't you? Glass is always half full op
Dynamite73 25
As above, sew below