Today, I found out that the badly-parked car without MOT, that I chose not to report, has been moved and now blocking my car in. I need to get to the shops and have no idea who the driver is. FML
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Today, I've owned my dream car for 11 days. Someone backed into it while it parked at work, and drove away without leaving a note. A man at a nearby business knows who did it but won't tell me because it was one of his customers. FML
Today, I went to pick my daughter up from school, only to find that a contractor had parked his car across my driveway. After squeezing my car out, I went to drive out of my street, only to find it had been blocked off. I drove in the other direction to find that a bulldozer was blocking the other end. FML
Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML
Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML
Today, I couldn't find my car in a mall parking lot. After 30 minutes of searching, I reported it stolen to the mall security. It turns out that I'd parked it on the opposite side of the mall. Security escorted me to my car, all while giving me pitiful looks. FML
Today, I went to pick up my car from where I parked it last night. I walked over to my parking spot only to find a vegetable stand there in its place. Apparently, that's the location of the Saturday Market and they had my car towed. FML
Today, I found my street parked car was crashed into overnight and is no longer able to be driven. I just spent $4k getting it fixed so I could sell it, and I only had it with me in the city because the day before someone tried to KIA Boys hack steal the other car I was driving, making that one unable to be driven. FML
Today, a bus broke down in front of my house and the rescue vehicle simply couldn’t manoeuvre into position to safely tow it away. For the bus to move, they’re going to need to repair it where it is. I can’t get my car out of my driveway. FML
Today, I found out I had gotten a parking ticket while I was travelling a few months back in California. I moved since, so I didn’t know I had it so it increased to 200$ and when I told the guy who was actually driving the car about it, he blocked me. FML
Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML
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Inkoseh 33
If you're in your driveway and you're blocked in by someone on the street; call a tow truck/report. If your vehicle is properly parked and another vehicle is not; blocking you in: Report it. I don't understand the problem.
Inkoseh 33
I'm only stating I don't know the problem because OP doesn't state he's in a hurry, just he needed to go to the store. Calling a tow that's blocking you shouldn't take too long and the problem will be solved. The alternative is to also wait for a cab while you call in the tow, or sit and do nothing. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Inkoseh 33
If you're in your driveway and you're blocked in by someone on the street; call a tow truck/report. If your vehicle is properly parked and another vehicle is not; blocking you in: Report it. I don't understand the problem.
dasin 18
the problem is they wanted to be on time and didnt call for a tow when they were trying to be nice
Inkoseh 33
I'm only stating I don't know the problem because OP doesn't state he's in a hurry, just he needed to go to the store. Calling a tow that's blocking you shouldn't take too long and the problem will be solved. The alternative is to also wait for a cab while you call in the tow, or sit and do nothing. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯