Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend when I began dozing off. I was then awoken by an explosive fart. It was me. FML
Halcyon_Sancta tells us more.
Hi, op here. Just so you guys know, the fart didn't kill my boyfriend. And now we fart around each other all the time. It's hilarious. Also- I know heteronormativity is a thing, but we're both men.
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Shaowolf 17
More like f*ck his life
kingcaper817 14
Well if it was a long term bf then he really shouldn't care and if he does care because of such a little thing then maybe he's just not the right guy for you. Hope it all works out op
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keifman7 17
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You might want to take a shower
davidpropert 32
If people took showers every time they farted, we would be showering upwards of 10x a day
adrian1910 15
Hope he told you to get off.
keifman7 17
Yes but usually explosive refers to more of a shart
coried91 28
Explosive can also mean it was extremly loud. You can't tell me that you haven't had a fart at least once in your life that shattered glass and made people's ears bleed.
suprisebitch 20
tbh the morning after this party some of us slept over and I woke a couple of people up with a fart that was 100% unexpected and I was awake. It still haunts me to this day because the people that know will never let it go, my friend brought it up the other day and it was like 3 years ago
Shaowolf 17
More like f*ck his life
ohSNAPyall 27
More like f*rt his life
JMichael 26
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^ just no..
kingcaper817 14
Well if it was a long term bf then he really shouldn't care and if he does care because of such a little thing then maybe he's just not the right guy for you. Hope it all works out op
CaptNomNom 17
Could've been worse, Could've been explosive diarrhea.
iAlissa 34
Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
CaptNomNom 17
Definitely not on the toilet bowl :D
skyttlz 32
Stopped behind the longest red light in town
TommyG493 11
Nice
coried91 28
Thank heavens! I'm not the only one that has done that. It's humiliating but it'll pass.
kingcaper817 14
Actually it already passed
coried91 28
I didn't even realize that there was a "pun" in my original comment. A pretty bad one at that.
Cass_x 22
You'll be fine. Guys don't normally care that much about a fart to break up with you. It may be awkward now, but you'll probably laugh about it later.
yeti37 16
"She farted so loud, she woke the dog." --Sean in 'Good Will Hunting'
buckdharma 38
Don't worry op, he'll come back.
sstahpp 33
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Farting is awesome