Today, I convinced my roommate, who’s been single for a while, to get back in the dating game. He downloaded Tinder. His first match was my girlfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after months of Tinder-ing, first dates and being rejected, I finally was able to hook up with a girl. We met, we kissed, we danced and I took her back to my place. She then promptly tried to make out with my roommate. FML
Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML
Today, I discovered that my Tinder date is the roommate and best friend of a date from the previous week that went sour. He also hangs out with my former high school flame. What are the chances? FML
Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML
Today, a notification from Tinder popped up on my girlfriend's phone, saying, "Congratulations, you have a new match." FML
Today, I've been getting weird vibes from my boyfriend of over a year and half, so I made a fake Tinder account. Guess who my first match was? My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, the girl I’ve had a crush on for months told me she scored a Tinder date and she’s so excited to go out with him. Just last week, I worked up the courage to ask her to be my girlfriend and she told me she doesn’t want a relationship, and “doesn’t believe in love anymore.” FML
Today, after 4 years of being single, I decided to go back to the dating scene. I downloaded Tinder. My matches run for the hills as soon as I show them a full body pic of myself. One guy even told me to delete the app from my phone, because if “guys wanted to go whaling, they’d go out to sea.” FML
Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML
Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML
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Top comments
sunnyray812 42
At least you caught her now.
Leeono 26
So you’ve convinced him? Now just to convince her......
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Comments (16)
Leeono 26
So you’ve convinced him? Now just to convince her......
sunnyray812 42
At least you caught her now.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Uh-oh, Spaghetti-Os!
PandaPrincess4 22
How did she not know who his roommate was?
Agent JPN 9
One Enters.... Another Leaves
RichardPencil 32
How does it feel to have your girlfriend swiped from you?
ihatedogs1995 6
Why is your girl still on tinder if she's in a relationship lol
PenguinPal3017 19
She works for Tinder and is testing that it works correctly.
whatshername?! 39
Looks like you can also go back in the dating game...
TheSminty1 17
I hope you took the puppy and roses you bought her and went straight home
WHSKitty4ever 23
Wrong FML.
TheSminty1 17
LOL, guess you never heard of a meta comment
Emma Marshall_738558922 12
Why would he swipe right on your girlfriend though?
Ledzepisrovering 2
I was wondering too but then I thought to see if she will swipe right too (if he knew who she was) and show that she is using Tinder. It could have been an old profile that hasn't been closed yet, so he wanted to check. The other scenario is that he did not know that was OP's gf and just wanted to show him his first match, which happened to be OP's girlfriend. I am sure that if the roommate did know who the gf was and he wanted to bang her behind OP's back, he won't have shown OP. I feel like OP has a nice roommate and a terrible gf