momac86
United States
Today, I lost a sewing needle in the carpet. No worries, my big toe found it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Anonymous
Today, I found the special needle I needed yesterday for a school biology project. I found it by walking around barefoot at 5 am. FML
flipflap
Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML
Anonymous
Oakland, United States
Today, I finally found the jewelry my two-year-old son had lost when it got lodged in my foot. FML
Anonymous
Seattle, United States
Today, I dropped my knitting project while I was sitting down, but I managed to catch it between my legs. So my knitting needles also caught me. FML
UnknownKitten
Elgin, United States
Today, I returned home after a long day of work. I noticed that my kitten had gotten a hold of my pin cushion, and that there were no needles left in it. My husband and I have only managed to find one, out of 16. FML
Sica
France
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Anonymous
United States
Sole music
Today, a thumb tack came out of one of my posters on my wall. The sole of my foot had the pleasure of finding it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML
sashimi9999
Salinas, United States
Today, while cleaning a carpet in my house, something in it sliced my foot. I couldn't find what it was, so I went to clean the wound. 10 minutes later, I sliced my foot again on the same thing. I still can't figure out what it was. FML
Jorgina226
United States
Today, I found my old sewing machine I got when I was a kid. I never used it before, because when I was younger, I was afraid I might sew my fingers. Laughing at myself, I decided to sew up an old bag. I sewed my thumb. FML
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ajs1987 15
Your day just took a sharp turn for the worst
Rosebudx 32
Sew it goes.
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ohSNAPyall 27
Good thing it was a needle. Now you're prepared for stitches.
sstahpp 33
Lame puns
buckdharma 38
And this little piggie got skewered.
xluciferx666 21
I feel your pain one time I lost a toothpick in the carpet and found it when it lodged itself halfway into my heel. Hope your toe is ok
LostInTheZone11 29
Keep a Neodymium magnet on a string nearby. They are very powerful, and I once used on to get a very tiny (and very important) screw out of my carpet.
blackonblight 33
Yup, when working with needles and pins, having a good magnet wand or on a string is pretty much a safety 101.
MegasaurusRex89 28
Ouch. Been there before. I hope it wasn't one of those huge needles.
Awkkkward 6
At least it wasn't a Lego
exuberant_orange 17
Ow, cringing sew hard just reading this. That sucks OP.
Teyros 24
Well the big guy can take it a little better then a small one?
tranced_ 45
Is it just me or everyone wondering how it fell vertically and not horizontal in the carpet?!