Today, I dropped my knitting project while I was sitting down, but I managed to catch it between my legs. So my knitting needles also caught me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I dropped a knife while cooking. Luckily it missed my foot, but only because it hit my knee. FML
Today, I lost a sewing needle in the carpet. No worries, my big toe found it. FML
Today, I was taking my phone out of my pocket when it caught on the fabric and began to fall. I managed to catch it, but also smacked myself in the balls in the process. FML
Today, I was using my new curling iron to curl my hair. I was sitting down. Suddenly I dropped the iron and, as a reflex, I caught it between my bare thighs. FML
Today, I was making my bed and had an armload of pillows. One slipped and I tried to catch it between my arm and leg. I missed, sending my fist into my nuts. FML
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Today, my reflexes kicked in when I saw a hot glue gun falling. FML
Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML
Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML
Today, I had to buy a wrist brace for a repetitive strain injury. I got the injury because I was knitting too much. I'm 22. FML
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Top comments
julianbozikovic 20
At least you can stitch yourself up!
captain_hero89 22
Ouch! I hope your project was already red
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Comments (25)
julianbozikovic 20
At least you can stitch yourself up!
mjd02 15
Hopefully the grade is worth getting hurt.
Lalala579121 28
Project as in something you devote time to work on, not school project.
mjd02 15
Oh I read it wrong
dontknow1 19
Say **** out loud, patch it up and finish your project.
_EnderDoge 22
Ouch.
captain_hero89 22
Ouch! I hope your project was already red
captain_hero89 22
I hope your project was already red
Tripartita 45
I know this won't help the pain go away, but Yakov Smirnoff would be pleased.
Thegoofygoober 15
damn some people didn't like that reference
LikesRedLollis 19
This is the first time I've seen you get disliked!
pleasedie 22
On the bright side you now have a free piercing
limegreenpoopie 31
Ouch!
A1NoSauce 17
Nothing better than unscheduled acupuncture.