Today, I looked at my house in Google Street View for the first time and noticed an unfamiliar vehicle in the driveway. When I asked my wife about it, she admitted to have an ongoing affair. Apparently the entire world knew my wife was having an affair before I did. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML
Today, my wife was sitting next to me surrounded by friends and she decided to start looking up the man that she had an affair on Facebook on her phone - all while I am sitting right next to her. FML
Today, I saw a shady looking person on the street. As I walked past him, he said, "Hey, come here." Thinking he needed something, I went over. He handed me several pictures of my wife, in public and at home. I've never seen this man before in my life. FML
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
Today, on my job as a police officer, I received a typical domestic disturbance call. Not so typical was the address. Guess my wife's affair went terribly wrong while I was on shift. FML
Today, some woman ran up, hugged me from behind, and called me another dude's name. When she saw my face, she apologised for getting the wrong person, and ran off. Perfectly innocent, right? Nope. My wife is forcing me to sleep in another room until I admit I’m having an affair. FML
Today, I was really excited to go on a date with my girlfriend. We were sat in the restaurant looking at our menus when she suddenly frowned and said someone was watching us from across the street. I turned to see who it was. My wife. FML
Today, thanks to my asshole coworker and his obsession of posting pictures and tagging me in them on Facebook after I repeatedly told him not to, my wife found out about a party we had with colleagues only. I’m seen in several photos kissing my work bestie, who I hoped I’d keep under wraps until now. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
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Top comments
blalien 0
Your wife's a **** and an idiot. There were a million excuses she could have made for why that car was there.
mleblanc 0
Lol, what a terrible way to figure out. FYL.
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Comments (96)
Kukironosuke 16
reply to #1 theres no reason serious matters shouldnt be posted on fml, its the superficial crap that deserves a "ydi" that doesnt deserve to be on fmls, when i moderate fml's if i can see that the op deserved it because of his own stupidity, or that the occurance is just a normal everyday thing, i imidiatly vote no, real fml's are daily occurences where the op gets screwed one way or another, because of somebody else, or a freak of nature accident, this fml is about the op being screwed by a cheating wife, which he didmt deserve, which makes it a very valid fml
Kukironosuke 16
sorry for the typo's i can spell i just dont care for grammer outside of formal settings like school or work
dawgzor 0
You made me press the FYL button :b
diet_otaku 0
#8 - somebody else already did.
marcelop 0
hahahahahah this made me laugh so hard :P
MoonyIce 0
And THAT is the power of the internet. Perhaps Google's next app should be divorces.google.com?
coolsteve 0
excellently worded
WhatAboutUsFolk 3
technically not everyone has seen it. I haven't!
marcelop 0
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bugmenotmofo 34
You made a very interesting point with that reply.
voodootrucker 0
i think you just replied to yourself
flgirlwguitar 2
Might want to watch what you call yourself, cheaters_should_die
I_am_stupid_also 6
Judging by the OP's user id, I assume the wife is now at the courthouse getting a restraining order.
marcelop 0
@#13..how do you know he doesnt deserves it?
mylifestoryy 6
Sorry I lol'ed but anyway that is just wrong!