Today, I looked at my house in Google Street View for the first time and noticed an unfamiliar vehicle in the driveway. When I asked my wife about it, she admitted to have an ongoing affair. Apparently the entire world knew my wife was having an affair before I did. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML
Today, my wife was sitting next to me surrounded by friends and she decided to start looking up the man that she had an affair on Facebook on her phone - all while I am sitting right next to her. FML
Today, I saw a shady looking person on the street. As I walked past him, he said, "Hey, come here." Thinking he needed something, I went over. He handed me several pictures of my wife, in public and at home. I've never seen this man before in my life. FML
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
Today, on my job as a police officer, I received a typical domestic disturbance call. Not so typical was the address. Guess my wife's affair went terribly wrong while I was on shift. FML
Today, some woman ran up, hugged me from behind, and called me another dude's name. When she saw my face, she apologised for getting the wrong person, and ran off. Perfectly innocent, right? Nope. My wife is forcing me to sleep in another room until I admit I’m having an affair. FML
Today, I was really excited to go on a date with my girlfriend. We were sat in the restaurant looking at our menus when she suddenly frowned and said someone was watching us from across the street. I turned to see who it was. My wife. FML
Today, thanks to my asshole coworker and his obsession of posting pictures and tagging me in them on Facebook after I repeatedly told him not to, my wife found out about a party we had with colleagues only. I’m seen in several photos kissing my work bestie, who I hoped I’d keep under wraps until now. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
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Top comments
blalien 0
Your wife's a **** and an idiot. There were a million excuses she could have made for why that car was there.
mleblanc 0
Lol, what a terrible way to figure out. FYL.
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Comments (96)
leoofbodom 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS MATTER AND YOU SHOULD NOT BE POSTING ON FML NOW **** OFF
zenti 2
You could say the same thing about just about every fml that gets posted here.
voodootrucker 0
damn leo was it your car at his house
YDI_King 0
YD better
girlygirl666 0
Haha yep, I agree with you Voodoo.
schwinn11 0
Leo had the same thing happen to him, except instead of google maps, he seen his wife in a girls gone wild video. So try not to be to hard on him
The_Pleb 0
And i was in the video drinking champagne whilst the girls and his wife kissed my feet
randomdude1234 0
Fail logic is fail. Just cause there's a car in the driveway doesn't mean the whole world knows about the affair. How the F are they supposed to recognize the car?
BritishHobo 0
It was a joke line to end the FML. Don't think he was imagining some Eskimos huddled round a little computer going 'ha! that guy's wife is cheating on him and he doesn't even know!' Though that would be awesome.
sillypiper 0
**** I'd be proud! not easy getting on that show'
Secret_Fire_King 0
What does OP mean "the whole world knew".. I really don't remember googling your street, OP.. but, if I did, I'm sure I'd remember.. 'Cause your problems are my top priority..
courtney680 17
probably lol
mleblanc 0
Lol, what a terrible way to figure out. FYL.
tam_tiger 0
I thought you couldn't see cars on google I looked at my house and there were no cars around it. Nor any part of my town =/ so yahhh
Boddmon 0
plate numbers are blurred but the actual car still appears. perhaps no1 was home when the google car came by your house. I see my car in my driveway.
phuckface 0
hahah i think leoofbodom is upset because so many people are getting caught cheating this way
lexi_cacao 0
that's terrible... I'm so sorry
diet_otaku 0
no they didn't, because the entire world doesn't know what your car actually looks like.
ZombieKnickers_fml 8
You take things too literally. It's worded like this to make us laugh as well as pity him. He obviously didn't actually think the entire world knew.
CallMeHush 1
I bet at first you thought that she bought a hot new car to surprise you on you anniversary huh?
allstate68rt 0
**** that bitch.
xer096 7
Someone's got that covered it looks like
fmycheese 0
Crap, never thought I'd be caught.
i_luv_cheese 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
yeah, everyone knew. because EVERYONE in the WHOLE world google-image searches YOUR house.
wolfpackchick10 0
I know I do
synix 0
ditto
girlygirl666 0
Me, too.
newsgit 0
I knew. I knew the he house OP grew up in, too.
jojocircus19 16
Wait so that's not normal?
blalien 0
Your wife's a **** and an idiot. There were a million excuses she could have made for why that car was there.
Six_and_the_Moon 3
It's likely that she wanted to come clean and it gave her the opportunity to do so. I'm sure she could have lied about it, but figured it was time. That still makes her a selfish *****, but not necessarily an idiot. And OP, ♥ your name.
Hoopachi 19
At least she was honest.