Today, I looked at my house in Google Street View for the first time and noticed an unfamiliar vehicle in the driveway. When I asked my wife about it, she admitted to have an ongoing affair. Apparently the entire world knew my wife was having an affair before I did. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML
Today, my wife was sitting next to me surrounded by friends and she decided to start looking up the man that she had an affair on Facebook on her phone - all while I am sitting right next to her. FML
Today, I saw a shady looking person on the street. As I walked past him, he said, "Hey, come here." Thinking he needed something, I went over. He handed me several pictures of my wife, in public and at home. I've never seen this man before in my life. FML
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
Today, on my job as a police officer, I received a typical domestic disturbance call. Not so typical was the address. Guess my wife's affair went terribly wrong while I was on shift. FML
Today, some woman ran up, hugged me from behind, and called me another dude's name. When she saw my face, she apologised for getting the wrong person, and ran off. Perfectly innocent, right? Nope. My wife is forcing me to sleep in another room until I admit I’m having an affair. FML
Today, I was really excited to go on a date with my girlfriend. We were sat in the restaurant looking at our menus when she suddenly frowned and said someone was watching us from across the street. I turned to see who it was. My wife. FML
Today, thanks to my asshole coworker and his obsession of posting pictures and tagging me in them on Facebook after I repeatedly told him not to, my wife found out about a party we had with colleagues only. I’m seen in several photos kissing my work bestie, who I hoped I’d keep under wraps until now. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
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Top comments
blalien 0
Your wife's a **** and an idiot. There were a million excuses she could have made for why that car was there.
mleblanc 0
Lol, what a terrible way to figure out. FYL.
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Comments (96)
perdix 31
How would the world know that your wife is having an affair just by the vehicle that's parked outside? Unless, of course, it was the Weiner-mobile. And then the world would guess where the weiner was parked.
I_am_stupid_also 6
According to the customs of Illinois, allowing a stranger to park their car in your driveway is a tacit invitation to having sex.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
oh how I wish I were an Oscar-Mayer Wiener...
CallMeHush 1
Well that was just it, only the bun was in the driveway.
LemonStarship 5
You caught me red handed :(
Sappheyes 0
Coincidentally, Cucumber is the nickname of the man she was seeing on the side.
Emperor_Jim 0
Dump her ass and toss her out on the street. Then you can see her and all her belongings from Google Earth.
lem0n_fml 0
THIS.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
(waves angry fist at screen) DAMN YOU!! CUCUMBER STRIKES AGAIN!!
xlovepinkx 0
You must NEVER have people at your house for you to immediately question your wife about a car in your driveway, which means you probably have no friends. Also, your username makes you sound like a total jackass. Sure, you've been hurt, but do you really want her DEAD? If you do feel that way, I can see why she found someone else.
BeautifulColours 0
Says unfamiliar vehicle.
Dr_Pepper_fml 3
Oh wow...
girlygirl666 0
Wait! Cucumber is MY husband's name....
ashleysmashleyyy 0
I don't think the entire world knew. how many people would look up your address on google maps? (:
lem0n_fml 0
Ahahaha #39. You made my day.