Today, I looked at my house in Google Street View for the first time and noticed an unfamiliar vehicle in the driveway. When I asked my wife about it, she admitted to have an ongoing affair. Apparently the entire world knew my wife was having an affair before I did. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML
Today, my wife was sitting next to me surrounded by friends and she decided to start looking up the man that she had an affair on Facebook on her phone - all while I am sitting right next to her. FML
Today, I saw a shady looking person on the street. As I walked past him, he said, "Hey, come here." Thinking he needed something, I went over. He handed me several pictures of my wife, in public and at home. I've never seen this man before in my life. FML
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
Today, on my job as a police officer, I received a typical domestic disturbance call. Not so typical was the address. Guess my wife's affair went terribly wrong while I was on shift. FML
Today, some woman ran up, hugged me from behind, and called me another dude's name. When she saw my face, she apologised for getting the wrong person, and ran off. Perfectly innocent, right? Nope. My wife is forcing me to sleep in another room until I admit I’m having an affair. FML
Today, I was really excited to go on a date with my girlfriend. We were sat in the restaurant looking at our menus when she suddenly frowned and said someone was watching us from across the street. I turned to see who it was. My wife. FML
Today, thanks to my asshole coworker and his obsession of posting pictures and tagging me in them on Facebook after I repeatedly told him not to, my wife found out about a party we had with colleagues only. I’m seen in several photos kissing my work bestie, who I hoped I’d keep under wraps until now. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
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blalien 0
Your wife's a **** and an idiot. There were a million excuses she could have made for why that car was there.
mleblanc 0
Lol, what a terrible way to figure out. FYL.
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Comments (96)
kanelle_fml 0
wow, you gotta be the first person whose marriage ever broke up thanks to Google street view, thought. that is making history my friend.
Six_and_the_Moon 3
I think my bf would **** in his pants if he walked in on me doing that. However, I would hardly use an 'at least' to compare someone's wife getting frisky with a veggie to her having a (likely marriage-ending) affair with another person. The latter is far worse than the former, IMHO.
FlyinJ 0
Yeah #94, it's sad but this dude isn't the first to have this happen. About a year ago I found out the same thing on Google maps. The difference is, I caught her cheating and saw the guys truck (customized) on a seperate occasion, happened to look up my old pad for ***** and grins after the split....then wholla, there was his truck, parked in front of my old pad. Crazy part is, you can count on if something has happened to you....it's probably happened to someone else too. People cheat, life is long, you get over it.
apfunction 0
because everyone who uses google looks at YOUR house.
yourmom246 0
ah dood I seen that too ! red ford focus right ?
madyeti 0
The pictures on Google Maps are NOT LIVE, they are at least a few years old. I just did a street view of my old house and saw trees in my front yard that were removed > 3 years ago. OP is an idiot for thinking it was a recent pic, but his wife is a *****.
gomizzou 0
Those pics are taken like along time ago my house isn't even on there
heavyt 0
i hear ya
proffbra000 1
Don't worry I don't think the world would know that, that is the vehicle of your wife's better playmate.
nyagemini23 22
Google blew up her spot