Today, I looked at my house in Google Street View for the first time and noticed an unfamiliar vehicle in the driveway. When I asked my wife about it, she admitted to have an ongoing affair. Apparently the entire world knew my wife was having an affair before I did. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML
Today, my wife was sitting next to me surrounded by friends and she decided to start looking up the man that she had an affair on Facebook on her phone - all while I am sitting right next to her. FML
Today, I saw a shady looking person on the street. As I walked past him, he said, "Hey, come here." Thinking he needed something, I went over. He handed me several pictures of my wife, in public and at home. I've never seen this man before in my life. FML
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
Today, on my job as a police officer, I received a typical domestic disturbance call. Not so typical was the address. Guess my wife's affair went terribly wrong while I was on shift. FML
Today, some woman ran up, hugged me from behind, and called me another dude's name. When she saw my face, she apologised for getting the wrong person, and ran off. Perfectly innocent, right? Nope. My wife is forcing me to sleep in another room until I admit I’m having an affair. FML
Today, I was really excited to go on a date with my girlfriend. We were sat in the restaurant looking at our menus when she suddenly frowned and said someone was watching us from across the street. I turned to see who it was. My wife. FML
Today, thanks to my asshole coworker and his obsession of posting pictures and tagging me in them on Facebook after I repeatedly told him not to, my wife found out about a party we had with colleagues only. I’m seen in several photos kissing my work bestie, who I hoped I’d keep under wraps until now. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
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Top comments
blalien 0
Your wife's a **** and an idiot. There were a million excuses she could have made for why that car was there.
mleblanc 0
Lol, what a terrible way to figure out. FYL.
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Comments (96)
lem0n_fml 0
To 28 - No one deserves to be cheated on by their spouse. If OP was so terrible that he "deserved" it, she could, you know, divorce him. Leave him. There are other ways to get back at someone for being horrible to you other than being a cheating *****.
question905 0
TIGER WOODS STRIKE AGIAN! Mwuahhahahaha
pancakegremlin 0
Aha! That sux! Sorry dude!
Erindub 0
that truly blows man. Sorry
Darrus 0
Was it by any chance a golfcart??
alex1432 9
kick her to the curb. literally
me5 0
why would you park in the driveway if you're cheating? duh!
simawesome_FYL 0
the whole world looks at your house and knows your car ? lol
ronaldo_weasley 0
that is the ******* greatest way to get caught! hahahaah omg
PotatoBlankey39 2
Awww That's horrible. But hey... A map can tell you almost everything. ;-)