Today, I saw a shady looking person on the street. As I walked past him, he said, "Hey, come here." Thinking he needed something, I went over. He handed me several pictures of my wife, in public and at home. I've never seen this man before in my life. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the man who hit on me in a store and asked for my number showed up on my doorstep to inquire about my couch for sale. With his wife. FML
Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML
Today, I looked at my house in Google Street View for the first time and noticed an unfamiliar vehicle in the driveway. When I asked my wife about it, she admitted to have an ongoing affair. Apparently the entire world knew my wife was having an affair before I did. FML
Today, I went to pick up some pictures I took on a family trip, but the person at the counter said someone else had already picked them up. Now not only am I out $20, some random creep has pictures of me and my whole family. FML
Today, a woman showed me a copy of my wedding picture with her face photoshopped over mine. I burst into tears and cussed her out for being a creepy bitch. She had proof my husband had sent it to her that way, saying “this is how it should’ve been”. She was just trying to warn me. FML
Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML
Today, I received a letter in the mail. The letter was from a woman who explained to me every single detail of a three month affair she had with my husband. She included pictures. FML
Today, I went for coffee with some people from work. I lined up to order behind a guy I'd only met a few times. When he paid, he dropped his wallet, and I saw that he had a picture of me cut from the company newsletter, enlarged, and taped inside his wallet. FML
Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML
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torbey 23
At least they weren't naked pictures of your wife!
darthzerg 7
I hope you did something about this...
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torbey 23
At least they weren't naked pictures of your wife!
astoryofroses 9
or were they... the one at home, I mean
Autoshot 9
Either way, punch him in the face.
smlrockslol 4
YOUR THE NON-BACON BELIEVER FROM THE OTHER POST!
Welshite 40
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
#32: People do tend to post more than once. They don't make a different account for every single comment they make.
torbey 23
Yes I am, and proud of it :) I suggest you read my comment regarding this on that other post, thanks.
MDTeddy 13
I would tell the wife. Something doesn't seem right.
walmartpaysme 15
I'm sure his wife knows, since she had to pay her manager to take his order at work.
kamikrazy 6
1. We can only assume.
Driveshaft 5
I need closure on this anecdote!!! So...many...questions...op!
Meettitan 14
Beat his face into a red soup.
wallandpiece 16
Maybe OP's wife is involved with the mob..
kyarush 10
Sounds like it's grounds for an ass whoopin' and a very good explanation to me.
exitdecay 6
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why would he show them to you?
drunkandfml 11
That's the point, genius.
AllThingsBright_ 11
So let me get this straight OP... You saw a shady looking person and you actually went over to him when he beckoned for you? Whatever happened to stranger danger?
lilpsyco 16
To scare the shit out of him. He's obviously a freak so he probably has nothing else to do
darthzerg 7
I hope you did something about this...
gatorade009 1
Call the police. Save the pictures as evidence.
onlychildFTW 34
Make sure to leave his finger prints on them, just to make sure everything works out with the police. Creepy guy, you should have taken his picture and see how he likes it. Haha.
LarryLaDouche 13
I wouldn't normally resort to physical violence, but for the life of me I can only think of turning this guy into dog food.
mackdeezy 22
Well.... at least he's an honest stalker.... ?
yupitssoph 18
This FML honestly gave me chills, more than any other "I saw a random man/received a creepy letter" type FML ever has.
0ops_i_died 8
What a creeper.
PipingMouse 14
Time to get new drapes on our windows, honey!
jdimaria3 13
Sssssss that'sssssssss a nice wife you have there, it would be a ssssssssshame if sssssomething were to happen to her
blushy 14
dude that is really scary. you should do somwthing about it
gc327072 31
45- KILL IT! KILL IT WITH PICKAXES!
thingamajiga 5
So what did you say to him?
OhDearBetrayal 25
"Jolly gee, stranger! I just love getting my wifes pictures but I've been so busy lately. Looks like you did all the work for me."
pavlovaaLOVE 7
Jolly gee?! Wtf. You could have been sarcastic with out that. Thats not normal.. Even in sarcasm
Khariau 8
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Well it might be someone you know on disguise...
Khariau 8
*in
courtney0510 1
Yeah, im thinking no.
nightwishs 13
Ummm that would be when you contact the police. That's not right. That's seriously ****** up
rsunshine2020 13
You don't say.
crazycountrychic 1
Definatly!! That's a problem there that needs to be reported
musicman79 0
Really call the police... Not post it on fml!:P
HeyArnold91 8
That is beyond creepy. If you know what he looks like notify the police now!
toelie 26
On the news tonight: "The police are looking for a shady looking person."
ZombieSazza 34
Well actually, his finger prints would highly likely be on the photo prints. If the cops are bored enough (which I doubt) they would be maybe be able to get an identification from that.
MrBond007_fml 6
If they were nice prints you should keep them, maybe hang them up somewhere. How nice of this man to take photos of your wife free of charge. Wait are you sure your not on like a cruise ship or something?
ammerhammer 3
Do you do that? Are you the stalker? Why else would defend him?
CrystalWest 4
It's a joke, genius