ItHurtsLIkeHell
Malaysia
Today, I learnt that if you accidentally sit on a hamster, instead of dying, it bites your testicles. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Roselyn Cazares
Today, I was petting my female hamster when I felt a big mass under her. I immediately thought it was a tumor so I poked it to see if it hurt her. It didn't. Turns out my female hamster is actually a male, and he has really big balls. I touched my hamster's balls. FML
whymommywhy
United States
Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML
zac545
United States
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
roze198765
United States
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
EpicFail
United States
Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML
Anonymous
Poor little guy
Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML
Anonymous
United States
So…
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
deadhamster
United States
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was relaxing at home while my boyfriend played with his hamster. After a while of silence, my boyfriend came over and put his fingers next to my face. Trying to be cute, I stuck his fingers in my mouth and sucked on them. Turns out he was trying to show me how bad hamster pee smells. FML
HttpsHaileyy
United States
Today, I insulted my younger sister's hamster. She then smashed me with a stool. FML
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RedTriceratops 0
But I don't have testicles.
cabbitt 0
I hope you learned to look where you sit.
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Ttime21921 0
lmfao
KurouTenshi 0
you should feel lucky considering that might be the only action them balls of yours will ever see! I hope you at least got that hamster a drink first ;)
Joey7361 0
I believe he did, why else would he sit "naked " on a hamster..
AdAmLamBertLoVeR_fml_fml 0
I LOVE THIS GUY! Hahah
murhaaja 14
watch out where are u sitting down, idiot
jts2 3
I'm sorry dude, but that is ******* hillarious..
cali_girl11 0
no sympathy you don't even know proper English. YDI.
jts2 3
How does he not know proper English?
inuyashagirl 0
what is learnt? why wouldn't he just put learned??
pariah13 0
exact same thing I was thinking. couldn't get past that. learnt? WTF?
nnhoang 0
Learnt is correct too, there are two ways of spelling it. In the UK and Canada and other places like Malaysia (where the OP is from), they spell it learnt. Then I guess Americans spell it learned which sounds quite odd to me...
nnhoang 0
they're*
DonkeyDelight 0
There=place, They're=They are, he was right.
MXavierT 0
Gonna' say Callgirl11's post was either a troll post, or she's just a complete dumb ass. Learn to use punctuation before you criticize someone else's English retard
Unlucky_Gun 0
Your the dumbass/retard because you can't even see that she did use some punctuation. Your also the retard/dumbass because you actually let people with wrong spelling/grammar or non-perfect grammar/spelling get to you and you actually are bent out of shape and crying about it. It's the internet. Who gives a crap? P.S: before you cry about me saying "your" instead of "you're", I do know the difference but I could careless about it on the internet and texting unlike your dumb ******* retarded ass... You're an idiot. There, make you happy? Fricken moron
sourgirl101 29
What's with all of the hamster stories on FML? Why do so many people own these things they try to call pets?
TheSexynator 0
that's hot
ferreal 0
awwww poor hamster
trizzieb 0
26) Learnt? Maybe? You think?
DreamerofWorlds 0
Learnt is correct too, dumbass.
fball913 0
hahaha owned