ItHurtsLIkeHell
Malaysia
Today, I learnt that if you accidentally sit on a hamster, instead of dying, it bites your testicles. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Roselyn Cazares
Today, I was petting my female hamster when I felt a big mass under her. I immediately thought it was a tumor so I poked it to see if it hurt her. It didn't. Turns out my female hamster is actually a male, and he has really big balls. I touched my hamster's balls. FML
whymommywhy
United States
Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML
zac545
United States
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
roze198765
United States
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
EpicFail
United States
Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML
Anonymous
Poor little guy
Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML
Anonymous
United States
So…
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
deadhamster
United States
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was relaxing at home while my boyfriend played with his hamster. After a while of silence, my boyfriend came over and put his fingers next to my face. Trying to be cute, I stuck his fingers in my mouth and sucked on them. Turns out he was trying to show me how bad hamster pee smells. FML
HttpsHaileyy
United States
Today, I insulted my younger sister's hamster. She then smashed me with a stool. FML
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RedTriceratops 0
But I don't have testicles.
cabbitt 0
I hope you learned to look where you sit.
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FYLDeep 26
Eat all the grass that you want Accidents happen in the dark.
MatPerry 0
So I felt like the biggest asshole When I killed your Rock N Roll
FYLDeep 26
Everytime I look in your eyes Everyday I'm watching you die
tdwprulezd00d 0
*i also learnt that learnt isnt a word.
AnarchySocialism 0
YDI for not looking where you sit.
angrynegro7 16
Good job, OP! For future reference, whenever you want sexy-time your hamster, get it dinner and movie first. And for God's sake, don't put it on Youtube! We don't need to see any inter-species erotica on FML, fucko!
angrynegro7 16
Good job, OP! For future reference, next you want to have sexy-time with your hamster, always give it dinner and a movie first...and don't put it on the internet damn it! Nobody in their right mind wants to see any inter-species erotica on cyberspace, fucko!
angrynegro7 16
Sorry about the repost! My computer had a brain-fart and didn't post my original comment!
LtHoward 0
Funny how everyone assumes the guy was naked lol Sorry about your you know whats OP.
LeoBrZ81 0
Dude, watch where you're parking your big ass, you could have killed the little guy AND lost a pendulum >:(
Einstein714 0
what happened to happy sacks?
LeoBrZ81 0
If you have sophisticated testicles, they are not happy sacks, they are pendulums.
LoVe45_fml 0
you have no life