Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered after 11 months, my girlfriend is finally ready to have sex. I discovered this by walking in on her and one of my friends. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Today, while talking with my girlfriend about dating, I learned that she has had more girlfriends than I have. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, I took my "girlfriend" to a nice restaurant to celebrate our first month anniversary, only to find out she didn't even know we're dating, but only "friends who have sex sometimes." FML
Today, I realized how much I hate my girlfriend, when I got excited as the doctor told me I should refrain from having sex for the next two months. FML
Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year told me the reason we've only been intimate once in the past 8 months is because she thinks she might be asexual. I love her, but I miss the intimacy we had when we first started dating. FML
Today, I discovered that my infertile girlfriend, who I have been having unprotected sex with for the past two months, is apparently very fertile. FML
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Top comments
HowieDoIt 21
2 months? Santa can make it around to every house in one night. She's got some catching up to do.
feldco1 17
Good thing it's only been a couple months and not a couple years. Time to dump that bitch OP.
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Comments (140)
Inkedldd 8
Time to get rid of the cheating gf. So sorry OP.
pmadNess 16
She loves sex, just not with you!
amalraj 1
True love<3
hawright 13
#71- Did you mistake "veterinarian" for "vegetarian"? It was a reference to a previous FML.
Bakarra 22
Indeed I did, my apologies
Strikerr 5
Wow, leave that hoe man.
chuckcloninger 12
Should have learned a third thing too. How to pack your bag quickly and get outta there.
sig4life 18
Say goodby to the ****. Luckily it is only 2 months down the drain.
mlay 7
That`s so me!!
icemand90 17
a cheater that has sex with everyone but her boyfriend? why?
sexyboi1985 27
She loves sex, u probably never showed her that u do too !