Today, I learned the hard way that yes, a fork can get stuck in your braces. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Hangry dude
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Today, I learned that when you take off your sweatshirt, it can get stuck in your braces. I was in public. FML
Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
Today, I spent hours trying to get a piece of food out of my two front teeth. I didn't have anything I could use, until I went out to dinner and got a toothpick. I finally got the food out of teeth. The toothpick broke. Now the tip of the toothpick is stuck in my teeth. FML
Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML
Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML
Today, at the orthodontist, the nurse was checking my teeth. She asked me a question while her finger was in my mouth, and when I stupidly tried to reply, I bit her finger. FML
Brace yourself
Today, my orthodontist thought it would be a good idea to put braces on the teeth in the very back. One bracket popped off twice, after which he shoved a metal band in my mouth onto one of my teeth, cutting my gums, and causing gushing blood. Now, I can’t eat anything unless it’s baby food and I have a lisp. FML
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aubrey1 0
I got my tongue ring stuck in a fork. just when I got it pierced. Most painful thing ever.
seanders 10
It's ok OP: it'll spoon when it's done forking your mouth.
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Comments (224)
perdix 31
While that fork is in there, you ought to try to get that piece of toast out of the toaster.
sierraluvsgaga 5
wow your one smart cookie
cheermegan97 0
that actually happened to me once...
supaisu 0
the hard way? so... you purposely did it? if so, ydi, dude.
cockseverywhere 2
my braces got stuck in my pajama pants once. I tore a hole in the pants trying to detach myself.
Smallory426 0
try sonething more difficult! try getting a spoon stuck in ur braces!
ashleighbreak 0
i learned once that when two pple who have braces french kiss there braces can get caught... lol most awkward moment to walk up to your parents with ur face stuck to ur bf to ask to go to the dentist xp
spazmattic 0
self awareness is a good trait- it allows you to see where and how you can improve- it gets a lot better when you can move out and become your own person too.
victor69er 0
spoona and forks are very dangerous be very careful
caviar_fml 2
I think you're eating wrong