8sq
United States
Today, I learned the hard way that yes, a fork can get stuck in your braces. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Hangry dude
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Millian2
Plymouth, United States
Today, I learned that when you take off your sweatshirt, it can get stuck in your braces. I was in public. FML
gaggin
Beverly Hills, United States
Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML
monkeycannon7
Woodbridge, United States
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
stupidtoothpick2
United States
Today, I spent hours trying to get a piece of food out of my two front teeth. I didn't have anything I could use, until I went out to dinner and got a toothpick. I finally got the food out of teeth. The toothpick broke. Now the tip of the toothpick is stuck in my teeth. FML
Noname
Slovenia
Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML
jemila
United States
Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML
Silent
Today, at the orthodontist, the nurse was checking my teeth. She asked me a question while her finger was in my mouth, and when I stupidly tried to reply, I bit her finger. FML
Anonymous
Tempe, United States
Brace yourself
Today, my orthodontist thought it would be a good idea to put braces on the teeth in the very back. One bracket popped off twice, after which he shoved a metal band in my mouth onto one of my teeth, cutting my gums, and causing gushing blood. Now, I can’t eat anything unless it’s baby food and I have a lisp. FML
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aubrey1 0
I got my tongue ring stuck in a fork. just when I got it pierced. Most painful thing ever.
seanders 10
It's ok OP: it'll spoon when it's done forking your mouth.
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Comments (224)
Smiley_sie 0
I've done that before. it sucks. alot.
ThatEmilyBabe 0
Haha thanks 160, it's a fish tail braid :) i don't remember what happened but it was hilarious and i leaned forward as she flung her arm up to re-inact what happened ://
Dr_Jalepenos 0
that happened to me at first i panicked but then it came out....... ahhh butter
iSwizzle 4
I did that with a bobby pin once... During sixth hour.
Launduswilliams 0
that's ur fault for having ******* braces
8sq 13
dude stfu i was born with bad teeth, i have them perfectly white so no, think next time
cadillacgal79 32
people get braces, we're born with bad teeth like our author pointed out. I had braces, but my teeth moved perfectly so I got them off early. even after my braces I still had to get work done in my mouth, I had a peg tooth (an adult tooth that looks like a baby tooth) so I got that built up. even after braces (depending if you had top, bottom or both braces) we're stuck with a retainer the rest of our lives, break it or lose it better cough up $300.
skye_luvs_tyler 0
don't ask me how but when I was makingout with my boyfriend our lip rings got stuck together and we didn't notice at first so we pulled fast man that hurt like a bitch!!!
SammiSix13 0
I did the same thing today!!!! good thing I'm getting them off tomorrow:)
nournours_fml 0
well at least it wasn't a spoon.
pinklaf9 6
I feel your pain.
courtneypunkk 0
I know exactly how you feel...