Today, I learned the hard way that yes, a fork can get stuck in your braces. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Hangry dude
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Today, I learned that when you take off your sweatshirt, it can get stuck in your braces. I was in public. FML
Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
Today, I spent hours trying to get a piece of food out of my two front teeth. I didn't have anything I could use, until I went out to dinner and got a toothpick. I finally got the food out of teeth. The toothpick broke. Now the tip of the toothpick is stuck in my teeth. FML
Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML
Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML
Today, at the orthodontist, the nurse was checking my teeth. She asked me a question while her finger was in my mouth, and when I stupidly tried to reply, I bit her finger. FML
Brace yourself
Today, my orthodontist thought it would be a good idea to put braces on the teeth in the very back. One bracket popped off twice, after which he shoved a metal band in my mouth onto one of my teeth, cutting my gums, and causing gushing blood. Now, I can’t eat anything unless it’s baby food and I have a lisp. FML
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aubrey1 0
I got my tongue ring stuck in a fork. just when I got it pierced. Most painful thing ever.
seanders 10
It's ok OP: it'll spoon when it's done forking your mouth.
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Comments (224)
asbfailsalot 0
ur so dumb
sunnyfaceshy 0
dang girl watt u ben smoking
imnotcraZ 0
moron what's your hair color?
jen62689 0
done it. it hurts
XxSonyaBlade10xX 1
Shut up 3 and go learn how to be nice!!!!
anthonyds 0
surely thats only if you eat like a reatard....
Shy_Anne 10
maybe op should be eating everything thru a straw
ThatEmilyBabe 0
I also got my braces stuck to my friends sleeve for ages, i don't miss my braces
jellybelliez 0
how did u get that to happen!!??
Jekisbob 5
Wait, there's an easy way?