Today, I learned that when you take off your sweatshirt, it can get stuck in your braces. I was in public. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I learned the hard way that yes, a fork can get stuck in your braces. FML
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
Classic
Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML
Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML
It's a trap!
Today, I tried on a tight sweater at the mall. It got stuck halfway over my head, and I couldn’t get it off. I had to shuffle out of the changing room, arms trapped in the air, and ask the clerk for help while blinded by the fabric. FML
I hate shopping
Today, I tried a polo neck sweater on at a store, and when I tried to take it off, it got stuck halfway over my head. I panicked and tugged harder, only to realize I was now stuck inside, unable to get it off. A store employee finally saw me struggling and came help me. I'm never going back there again. FML
Today, I learned that when you put duct tape over your mouth because you are bored, it really hurts taking it off. FML
Clothes horse
Today, I walked into work with my freshly cleaned jacket that I wear in the office due to the AC. The jacket has Velcro on it and I didn't realize until I took it off that one of my bras was stuck to the Velcro. My hair is long so I hope no one noticed it, but I definitely greeted two people after walking in. FML
Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML
Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML
Top comments
ManUrLifeSucks 1
Shirts on yo head, sweaters on yo head. LOOKEN LIKE A FOO WIT YO SWEATER ON YO HEAD
waresjake 3
You guessed it, I still love you
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Comments (110)
agentx52 13
Nice job, bro.
ClassyCommando 13
Sick comment, bro. It was, like, really thoughtful, but you still made it fast enough to be the first comment. Serious props, man.
bassmaestro 10
Does anyone seem to realize OP is female?
OkitaCockroach 19
Wtf are you retards arguing about now?
Roevera 14
K!!
ManUrLifeSucks 1
Neither was yours
PsychSwirl2012 1
Wanna hear a joke about potassium? Oh wait. K
syki 22
Na, I'm more interested in sodium.
ClassyCommando 13
That joke was Boron but Nitride, dude.
ClassyCommando 13
I'm sorry, sometimes I kill jokes...and Barium! Goddammit, someone please put me out of my misery.
TheEpicMilkMan 13
no one stop fighting i just got my popcorn and drink im ready for some good entertainment....*takes sip of coke*
KM96 24
Nice phrases guys :)
syki 22
Nitrous oxide anion.
pokefan813 16
Am I in chemistry class? o.o
Blahblahblah95 0
Niceeeeeeee.
ClassyCommando 13
The second comment of your FML life and you say "Niceeeeeee"? Weak.
coried91 28
In his picture it looks like he has a cat sleeping on his head.
ClassyCommando 13
50 - Don't worry, it's not going anywhere...it's dead.
Harmonyx 4
ehh, he's cute thoughh
DREWBERTMAN 2
And now we're talking about hair...
saywhaat12 2
Let's hope u have a hot body
kennedyhill 0
Troll
yahoowizard 16
It was her sweatshirt, and when it's stuck to her braces, it's not an entirely pretty sight either
waresjake 3
You guessed it, I still love you
cream_bunny 0
She's mine.
LoveMay 10
Happens to me all the time … you'll learn to stop it from happening with practice.
swagq 0
Are you like messed up?? Haha jk. But seriously.. Has never happened to me
Matty1188 6
Couldn't you just keep your mouth closed while taking a shirt off? Seems like a simple solution.
tctheamazing 7
I don't see how dumb you have to be to get your shirt stuck on your braces unless you have headgear or something that's outside of your mouth. I had braces and can honestly say I never got clothes stuck in my teeth.
KiddNYC1O 22
21- No. She's Flo from Progressive.
DontClickOnMe 28
Well if it was stuck in your braces, most likely nobody saw your face, so they didn't even know it was you! Don't worry, OP.
DoubleCross 9
what if OP was wearing her collar?
Goatinsfriend 8
Touché.
ManUrLifeSucks 1
Shirts on yo head, sweaters on yo head. LOOKEN LIKE A FOO WIT YO SWEATER ON YO HEAD
wisconsinallday 0
No. Just shut up
ManUrLifeSucks 1
Hey im srry i had a joke and u didnt troll
wisconsinallday 0
#thuglife
br0dawg 6
18, just...just stop.
wisconsinallday 0
You sucky long time
wittygirl 8
I thought it was catchy :) and those that don't lack an open mind and humor!
TheDog6 24
With dem braces in ya mouth, hair everywhere. Looking like a fool with a sweater on ya head.
Pixie333 6
At least it can't get worse...?
br0dawg 6
Shhh, you fool! Don't tempt fate!
AFloppyWetWhale 6
Yeah it could. What if when Op took the sweatshirt off, the shirt came up with it, and the sweatshirt got stuck on the braces and she needed help from people around her? That's much worse.
Brenda37 13
Hate when that happens! It's okay, OP. Thank goodness braces are only temporary.
jerseyboy732 16
well you had a shirt on underneath? right?
linkinpark98 24
If she didn't have an undershirt, then she was probably stuck in the flashing position for a while. XD