8sq
United States
Today, I learned the hard way that yes, a fork can get stuck in your braces. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Hangry dude
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Millian2
Plymouth, United States
Today, I learned that when you take off your sweatshirt, it can get stuck in your braces. I was in public. FML
gaggin
Beverly Hills, United States
Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML
monkeycannon7
Woodbridge, United States
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
stupidtoothpick2
United States
Today, I spent hours trying to get a piece of food out of my two front teeth. I didn't have anything I could use, until I went out to dinner and got a toothpick. I finally got the food out of teeth. The toothpick broke. Now the tip of the toothpick is stuck in my teeth. FML
Noname
Slovenia
Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML
jemila
United States
Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML
Silent
Today, at the orthodontist, the nurse was checking my teeth. She asked me a question while her finger was in my mouth, and when I stupidly tried to reply, I bit her finger. FML
Anonymous
Tempe, United States
Brace yourself
Today, my orthodontist thought it would be a good idea to put braces on the teeth in the very back. One bracket popped off twice, after which he shoved a metal band in my mouth onto one of my teeth, cutting my gums, and causing gushing blood. Now, I can’t eat anything unless it’s baby food and I have a lisp. FML
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aubrey1 0
I got my tongue ring stuck in a fork. just when I got it pierced. Most painful thing ever.
seanders 10
It's ok OP: it'll spoon when it's done forking your mouth.
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Comments (224)
smartalek 2
and the fork learned that he can get stuck in your braces. ^_^
jwu87 4
that stinks a lot
PlatinumNinja 0
You can get anything stuff in braces. An-y-thing.
SighMaster3000 4
Open mouth, insert fork. They tend not to touch the braces that way.
dillies 3
you know what helps with that a big milkshake....mmmmm creamy
CandyToTheBitch 0
must took a while to get the fork out
johnnythreetears 2
better than gettin pubes stuck there
iSurf_fml 8
Old fml reference. Am I right?
frankgrimes 4
ugh I felt it as I read this. thats ****** up
huntermc7 0
That's pretty forked up!
iSurf_fml 8
Don't let that discourage you-there are still spoons and knives!