Today, my husband's number was mistakenly added to a group chat of my co-workers dealing with COVID-19. Despite my asking him to stop, he keeps sending corny memes that has offended most of them. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband gave my cellphone number to his most obnoxious, creepiest friend. I've been drunken-dialed five times already. FML
Today, my husband was fired for chatting online for the third time in a month during office hours. Who was he chatting with? Me, telling him to get off the chat programme so he wouldn't lose his job. FML
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Today, I found out my husband sent 3000 friend requests to random women on Facebook. He says it's no big deal and doesn't mean anything. FML
Today, I told my husband’s ex that she is under no circumstances to contact him for any reason, and that if they must discuss the kids being dropped off, I am to be included as a group text. Her reply? A bunch of laughing emojis. Now he’s pissed at me for trying to protect our marriage. FML
Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML
Today, I joined a group chat with new coworkers. Trying to be funny, I wrote, “What is this bunch of weirdos up to?” My big boss, who I hadn't noticed was in the chat members, responded, “This is your direct supervisor speaking.” I left the chat. FML
Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML
Today, thanks to my asshole coworker and his obsession of posting pictures and tagging me in them on Facebook after I repeatedly told him not to, my wife found out about a party we had with colleagues only. I’m seen in several photos kissing my work bestie, who I hoped I’d keep under wraps until now. FML
Today, my husband said a cheery, "Hi!" to me after 4 hours of nonstop Zoom calls. I spun around happily and greeted him back. Turns out he just joined another Zoom call. FML
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Marcella1016 32
There’s fun, and then there’s jeopardizing her job by being an asshole. But hey if she gets in trouble at work, it’s totally cool because he got a few giggles out of it -_-
bloopaloop 27
Really? Leave your husband for that? You give horrible advice
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rotflqtms_ 21
Ask the person who made the group text to remove him from the group text... Or since he's acting like a child, treat him like a child and confiscate his phone and refuse to give it back until he learns his lesson. Or threaten to leave him if he doesnt stop. Make him know that you're serious and you need him to stop. He sounds immature if he is really unable to stop posting memes and offending health care workers who put their lives on the line to keep idiots like him alive and safe.
bloopaloop 27
Really? Leave your husband for that? You give horrible advice
dancingcats 5
you're kinda a piece of shit and deserve to be alone if you threaten to leave your S.O. over something so petty.
rotflqtms_ 21
Lol, I said threaten. And if he's so insensitive to be offensive to people risking their lives to keep them alive, he should be threatened
GalaxyGirl1123_fml 14
I mean... I'd have a conversation first, followed by a ""probation"" period, but this kind of behavior shows a deep lack of respect for her... I really hope it's a one time thing and not one out of many disguised ways to denigrate her. He's acting like a bully. :/
bloopaloop 27
I do stuff like that to my wife too! Good for him for being fun and not a push over
Marcella1016 32
There’s fun, and then there’s jeopardizing her job by being an asshole. But hey if she gets in trouble at work, it’s totally cool because he got a few giggles out of it -_-
Dale Gulley 8
Winning
Ambrily 27
Not when she loses her job.
123Puppy 33
He sounds super immature.
spinspinsugar 12
why is no one asking how is number was "mistakenly" added in a group chat?
sickerthanyou 13
How can you hate corny memes?