Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the pool, grabbed me, and hauled me to the surface, running his hands over my chest in the process. Apparently, the way I swim makes it look like I'm in my drowning death throes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, I nearly drowned. I was at a wave pool for the first time and stupidly swam out to the deep end. When the waves turned on, I discovered I can't swim in rough water. Despite my yelling, "Help!" and flailing around, the lifeguard paid me no attention. My friend had to save me. FML
Today, I decided to go swimming. I knew my technique would be off because I haven't swam since high school. It was when I made it only halfway across the pool that the lifeguard decided to jump in and save me. I wasn't drowning or struggling. FML
Today, while taking part in a lifeguarding exercise, I was supposed to "drown" to get another guard to save me. After all was done, my boss called me into his office and screamed at me for "drowning the wrong way," and threatening our reputation. FML
Today, I went to the university pool. There was this cute lifeguard there, and every time I got out of the water I saw her looking at me, so I walked up to her and asked if everything was OK. She told me she thought I was going to drown. FML
Today, on my first day as a lifeguard, a man had a heart attack in the pool. I jumped in, pulled him out, and even went to the hospital with him. He seemed genuinely offended, saying "You should've let me die." FML
Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
Today, I was in swimming practice at the pool. I suddenly got breathless, dizzy, and felt like I was drowning. I cried out to the instructor, telling him I had a weak heart. He shouted back, "I don't care about your love life! Swim, bitch!" FML
Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML
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lexiemae97 9
he was running his hands over your chest? hmmmm.... I don't think his intentions were to save your life.....
jennifer93 0
hey at least you know the pool has lifeguards that do their job!
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jennifer93 0
hey at least you know the pool has lifeguards that do their job!
myworldz21 0
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Idonebeenhad 17
He was looking for an excuse to touch your ****.
BossDavyy 0
They also know how to haul a women to the ground, grabbing her ****.
BagleHead 6
I feel like Bombing the pool is a little exsessive.
BagleHead 6
I feel like Bombing the pool is a little exsessive.
YacL 15
Who said anything about bombing the pool?
rallets 23
umm.. OP?
YacL 15
"Bombing into the pool" and "bombing the pool" are different, though. Much different.
LaDeeDaDeeDaLaLi 0
GOTTA GET DAT BOO-BOO BOOBS GOTTA GET DAT BOO-BOO BOOBS GOTTA GET DAT BOO-BOO BOOBS
KiddNYC1O 22
43- Figure of speech...
YDI__Bitch 0
Or if OP is a chick then the lifeguard was just lonely and wanted a feel
Tempsey 0
OP is a chick
herrobear 0
I see lots of exaggeration here. If the lifeguard thinks someone is drowning, they jump in, and he's a lifeguard, he has to touch you to get you out. This is in no way an FML.
aardvarks 0
that was great.
Pagliaccio 1
I'm not EVEN gunna ask why you have a kneepad on. I can only imagine, though.
Iskaria 0
92, 77's pic is not 77, it's of Debbie Harry AKA Blondie. If you would like to know why Blondie is wearing them, feel free to send her some fan mail, she might even answer, I'm sure she gets a lot less than she used to.
modelmefamous 0
maybe you just look awkward when you swim? haha this happened to my cousin too. :)
a_nutritionist 10
too many people with no life experience. have you idiots even seen a lifeguard before? do you think they stop to make sure their hands are an appropriate distance away from any areas of interest? i mean come the **** on, so many people who actually think this is inappropriate conduct...its pathetic.
witchdoctor1 9
25 26. how do u know OP isn't a guy...?
kiran_fml 5
123 it says the gender
FreakingFYou 13
thank you 120. I am a lifeguard and I hate hearing people say that we can touch all the hot chicks. Dipshits, we are trying to save their life. You jack ass holes can go watch some **** if you think we are inappropriate.
Darth_Naru 0
Maybe OP needs to learn how to swim properly so that it doesn't look like she is drowning while she swims.
YacL 15
120, 139, calm down. I'm pretty sure that they were joking.
BossDavyy 0
Op wasn't even drowning and yes, I was joking.
j8steele 0
She was saved by the grope-guard.
tjv3 10
I think he just wanted to run his hands on your chest
Beanzie 0
I honestly don't think it's her fault.
threer 30
Guys, shut the **** up. Acting like touching people is appropriate and/or selective to chicks. I could very well feel up a guy as a lifeguard. (Those who will tell me that OP is a girl, I know that. Except they didn't.. So I'm pissed.)
supersitter 11
And apparently grope the drowning people they're supposed to save
saraheve1188 5
Guess that would suck to go to the beach.
asoptavlo14 6
Yea, it would! A shark grabbing your chest wouldn't feel to good.
lexiemae97 9
he was running his hands over your chest? hmmmm.... I don't think his intentions were to save your life.....
Big_Red_138 3
He had to have a feel, I guess that was his payment for 'saving your life'..
boyguydudemalema 0
or maybe the op was just exaggerating since she got startled, happens to everyone. or, the guy lost a bet?
BigOrca 2
the start of a porno.
angrymexican 8
where was the CPR?
FreebirdIII 1
2nd base Giggity
xobarbienickkxo 4
look as an EMT if you are going to save somebody you don't care where you touch them to get them to safety and keep them alive. it's the same way for life guards he was doing his job
iizcalebhearmero 0
Exactly what I was thinking lol! It would have been different for a man though...
hiyourcute 0
That is unfortunate. But I have to ask, was he hot?;)
Truth_Nazi 0
People hire lifeguards because they save lives, not to be eye-candy, and no
sheethapins 13
No he wasn't hot? Are you op Nazi? you seem to know much about what happened there.
iluvfmls456 0
actually, #44, most, if not all the lifeguards I've seen happen to be pretty hot. I think a lot of the time they do get hired with looks in mind. the stereotypical lifeguard tends to be hot. my point is, this particular lifeguard has a good chance of having more than average looks
cc_the_beast 6
Swimmers body. mmmmmmmm....that's why most lifeguards are hot, they're fit!
ariestiger15 0
I totally agree. being saved be a life guard is aight. getting saved be a HOT life guard ROCKS !!!:):)
AwkwardBalloon 0
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futtbuck101 1
at least it was a lifeguard and not some random dude
aissie 2
Isn't he still a random guy?
brycen22 0
that was a random dude
brycen22 0
that was a random dude
Amanyyyyyy 29
Well he was a random lifeguard at least :P
Poopolicious 5
I think he was trying to find an excuse to feel you up ;)
horridromance 7
Agreed:)
Zombieslayer1 0
Really!? Wow! That was not obvious at all.
YacL 15
39- I know! Good thing 7 is here to enlighten us.
allard 14
Hm, if it wasn't for you two, I'd have no idea what sarcasm is, thanks guys!
Chaosinferno 4
definitely
JesusFishTaco 5
You should stop swimming like a common house cat then.
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
Is there an Uncommon house cat?
LoneStarTexan 6
Yes, yes there is.
maz255 10
its called a lion...rawr
benjimm1 0
a tiger
maz255 10
a liger
Microbus_fml 0
lol
shovels 0
So, it's kinda your fault then...?
ThanksKarma 0
you got felt up for free. enjoy!
awesomeooo3 0
I reckon there was some exaggerating going on here. The lifeguard could potentially lose his job if this was completely true. I doubt someone would risk their job just to touch some woman's boobs, even if she didn't swim like a drowning sheep.
hllywdkali 3
um,... I'd loose my job to touch boobs. THEY'RE BOOBS!!
amycakesoctopie 0
All women get felt up for free. Either that, or they get paid for it. That's the power of a ******!
MellisaTatum 6
96- Lighten Up, please.(: