Today, at the orthodontist, the nurse was checking my teeth. She asked me a question while her finger was in my mouth, and when I stupidly tried to reply, I bit her finger. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the dentist. She put a spongy thing on my teeth and told me to bite. Her finger was there, so I was confused and… I accidentally bit her finger. FML
Today, I was at the orthodontist. As the lady was clipping my brackets, she missed and clipped my gums instead. She looked at me and said, "Oh sorry, you're bleeding really badly. See, I got these fake nails put on and I guess I'm just not used to them. Let me try again." She missed. FML
Today, I got bitten at work. Not by a patient's mouth, but by the false teeth they were holding in their hand as they clamped down on my arm. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
Today, my girlfriend's sister tried to pull the dog jaw prank on me, accidentally biting my finger in the process. Now she's mad at me because her tooth got chipped when I pulled my hand back, completely disregarding the fact that my finger needed stitches from her bite. FML
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Today, I went to the school dentist for the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out my teeth with the metal toothpick-thing, constantly hitting my gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood, she looks up and says, laughing: "Oh, I forgot to put my glasses on". FML
Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML
Today, I had a dentist appointment in which a nurse numbed my mouth. After coming home, I took a nap in which I unknowing bit through my top lip. I physically can't speak. FML
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silentbabydeer 10
Well the nurse should have known better if you’re going to ask question first remove your finger out of someone else mouth before asking question or you will get bit.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Dammit, Charlie! Haven't you grown out of that habit, yet?
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Comments (13)
BurnInDemonFire 39
Dammit, Charlie! Haven't you grown out of that habit, yet?
silentbabydeer 10
Well the nurse should have known better if you’re going to ask question first remove your finger out of someone else mouth before asking question or you will get bit.
RichardPencil 32
Some women like that😉
Kurliez408 32
Happens to all of us op!
aljonking 11
Never understood why they or dentist try to carry on a conversation with you
TumblrweedPasses 11
Don't talk with your mouth full OP, it's rude haha
Emma Marshall 19
Meh I always do it lol
jc1015 25
this is an FML for her and she deserved it.