Today, I learned the hard way that yes, a fork can get stuck in your braces. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Hangry dude
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Today, I learned that when you take off your sweatshirt, it can get stuck in your braces. I was in public. FML
Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
Today, I spent hours trying to get a piece of food out of my two front teeth. I didn't have anything I could use, until I went out to dinner and got a toothpick. I finally got the food out of teeth. The toothpick broke. Now the tip of the toothpick is stuck in my teeth. FML
Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML
Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML
Today, at the orthodontist, the nurse was checking my teeth. She asked me a question while her finger was in my mouth, and when I stupidly tried to reply, I bit her finger. FML
Brace yourself
Today, my orthodontist thought it would be a good idea to put braces on the teeth in the very back. One bracket popped off twice, after which he shoved a metal band in my mouth onto one of my teeth, cutting my gums, and causing gushing blood. Now, I can’t eat anything unless it’s baby food and I have a lisp. FML
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aubrey1 0
I got my tongue ring stuck in a fork. just when I got it pierced. Most painful thing ever.
seanders 10
It's ok OP: it'll spoon when it's done forking your mouth.
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browniie_fml 3
I used to try and make that happen all the time when I had braces on haha
SugarCrazy 14
You tried to get forks stuck in your braces on purpose?... What a stroke of genius, right there.
jakiwi 0
thanks for the heads up?
kei1108 13
who knows what all got stuck in my braces.. hair, rubber bands, ponytail holders, shirts.... don't ask me how. I'm just glad they're gone. Lol. FYL, OP.
ZoieSmithDP 0
#12 , @soulfulemo, your really pretty and funny! u look like my friend mikayla
MrBigMeat_fml 0
haha dumbass
FMLsOhilarious 6
Guess you're out of commission for making out with forks.
Katy0_0 0
lol I learned that the hard way 2!!
smexehXredhead0 0
That really sucks.
iLoveBoobies21 0
Ahh, that sucks.
HugoBosss_fml 0
Should have used a spork...