jemila
United States
Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML
Anonymous
Canada
**** my shit up
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
curly_eyelashes
Windsor, Canada
Today, I realized that the "eyelash curling brush" that my best friend found in my old bathroom drawer was actually a stick used for cleaning food out of my sister's braces. I used that thing for years. FML
Anonymous
United States
Clumped
Today, while at my parents' house, I decided to take a shower. I had to use my sister's bathroom and once out, grabbed a comb from her cupboard to brush my hair. I then noticed the clumps of hair on my shoulders. It's a razor comb on one side, regular on the other. I used the wrong side. FML
CJ
Lethbridge, Canada
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
uofpalum
United States
Today, I stayed over at my grandparents' house. I woke up and had to brush my teeth. My grandma asked if I had found a toothbrush to use. I told her that I used my old purple toothbrush. She told me that was the toothbrush she used to brush her toenails. FML
maggie
United States
Today, I got a round brush stuck in my hair so badly that I couldn't get it out for 45 minutes, and had a panic attack. I had to drive through town with a brush dangling from my head, to the hair salon, and listen to them laugh while they got it out. FML
zana
United States
Tough enough
Today, I tried to comb my hair after waking up. I not only broke the comb but also pulled a muscle in my arm. I do not go to bed with wet hair. FML
Noname
France
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
stupidtoothpick2
United States
Today, I spent hours trying to get a piece of food out of my two front teeth. I didn't have anything I could use, until I went out to dinner and got a toothpick. I finally got the food out of teeth. The toothpick broke. Now the tip of the toothpick is stuck in my teeth. FML
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RoseCrystal 17
It's called a Dinglehopper.
hunterluv1 20
Like Ariel :D
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MrBoredGuy 1
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At least it's energy efficient
StoryOfTheYear 15
Electric hairbrush?
MrBoredGuy 1
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Shhh... We're trying to make her feel better about herself
superswagbro 7
Since most brushes use electricity.
luckyd880 12
Plus, even if she was talking about a person using their energy I would think a fork would take a hell of a lot more effort and energy to brush with than with a hair brush. Hahaha. Nice try though. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.
Abdul888 16
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It'd be more energy efficient if you hadn't used a fork. Girls' hair is beautiful even without brushing.
Matty1188 6
39, obviously you haven't seen the rat's nests I've been unfortunate enough to encounter.
Meettitan 14
It's ok, you're just re-enacting that scene from little mermaid, right,
kyarush 10
If Ariel can do it, so can you.
nado13579 12
Who here thought of The Little Mermaid right away when reading this FML?
HollyDolly660 8
Bob gave it to the peach, obviously...
VeganVampyre 27
65- you just haven't got the right frame of mind. My boyfriend loves it when my hair is tangled and messy ;)
Zoyaaa 9
I bet that didn't do much good
luckyd880 12
Hey, your life's not too hard until your reduced to a spoon
yahoowizard 16
Rock bottoms where you try to do it with a plastic spork
missamazinggg 12
It worked for Ariel.
thejuice1234 0
Rock bottoms when you try to do it with a plastic spoon
threer 30
Ever heard of a spork? ;)
RoseCrystal 17
It's called a Dinglehopper.
luckyd880 12
Hey, it's not a fml until OP is reduced to a spoon
bubbywaldo 0
I immediately thought of the little mermaid too!
KBear3109 29
Well that just made my morning!
OhDearBetrayal 25
4- Your picture... My eyes... I'm slowly dying from an overload of cuteness.
sorandomgirl 0
Damn, you beat me to it!
KunoKanashimi 3
Ah, you beat me to- really?!?
ohSNAPyall 27
76 - Scuttle along now.
Palirose 22
Haha The Little Mermaid
rockerlove2013 6
Im so glad tht sumone was on the same page as me
minty96 5
like ariel
InsanePPG 25
UGH, you beat me to it!
mhernandez10 1
I ha to check if someone else thought of the little mermaid too. Although I couldn't think of the name the seagull gave her for it lol
bennn89 5
I only looked at the comments to see if someone said it. Hahaha
Cassandrax731 5
As soon as I read the fml, I went to the comments to look for a Little Mermaid reference. Thank you for making my day!
gingerrrr88 11
Haahha that was my first thought. I have not lost hope in everyone :)
coolkod1005 2
Omg me to!!!
peachyFML 17
If ur gonna type lyke dis, I suggest you get the hell away. We Grammar Nazis don't care for people who spell like a blind, half-crippled toddler.
sofia_palermo 1
Amen
ICastillo 25
Um.....That's pretty damn ghetto.
superswagbro 7
In the ghetto... In the ghetto...
therealslim 15
Brushing one's hair with a fork is ghetto. Right
Colonel_Lexi 18
I hate it when people use that word out of context, 5. Do you even know what "ghetto" means?
grace12898 0
Ghetto is an Italian word that means a certain place,usually a slump, in a city that minorities populate, or the Jewish quarter in a city. People of the Jewish faith were, for lack of a better word, antagonized, and ghettos were established for the purpose of the Jewish people to have a place to live peacefully with other Jews and to not be subject to the Christians that blamed them for the crucifixion. Please know what a word truly means, because ghetto does not mean poor or 'shitty'
hunterluv1 20
Like Ariel :D
ollallie 0
Exactly what I was thinkin
wellnevermind 4
Hahaa what I was thinking too!
br0ccoli 15
Is it me or did anyone else think that prince Eric was super friggin dreamy mcdreamypants? He's definitely top 3 of the Disney male characters: 1.prince Eric 2.Aladdin 3. John Rolfe from Pocahontas (NOT John Smith because he screws over Poca in the end)
mollysticks 10
Ah, classic Disney movies. The new ones suck.
br0ccoli 15
77- Meh, necrophilia isn't my thing. A pulse is a minimum on my list. Besides, the sex would be so annoying with all those dead souls moaning and wailing in torment. Total mood killer.
maemismile 22
Damn you! I was gonna say that!! >.
br0ccoli 15
Gods aren't alive, technically.
mazor 22
U stole my thought...
br0ccoli 15
128- You have to have a finite life to be considered alive.
WCARlover 35
If it works, it's not stupid
stormer461 13
Yes it works, but will it blend?
luckyd880 12
And if it doesn't work, and rips out all ops hair. Then op gets angel hair pasta for dinner.
Killjoy777 3
No, it's still stupid
Sparks808 10
As opposed to using your fingers, which probably would have worked better?
iluvevil01 11
Same thing I thought :/
chaoticcupcake 10
Using your fingers actually makes it worse because of the oils on your skin that are secreted when they come in contact with anything.
xattitudegurlx 13
Well you gotta do what you gotta do to look nice right?
igive 29
what's wrong with bed head? i hear guys are into that "natural" look.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
"What the hell are you doing?" "Chill, I'm forking my hair, motherforker."
Il_Maestro 6
Oh wheeeeeere is my hairbrush? I loved that damn cucumber.
Trix_Disorder 20
I bet you did.
Michael_92 20
That's what she said.
mizzy1 0
Veggie tales!!!!
grace12898 0
And now it's time for silly songs with Larry, where Larry will sing a silly song.
uumlaut_strohson 3
it can be a real pain to those **** knots out.....
igive 29
what?
A7XCamaro 19
I think it is supposed to say "it can be a real pain to get those ******* knots out."
iseyixes 18
Maybe it's supposed to say "fork those knots out"?
KunoKanashimi 3
Oh, I thought it was 'to **** those knots out'...
wannabesinger 16
I took it to mean that #15 thinks OP has Just Been ****** hair, and therefore the knots in her hair would be from *******, hense "**** knots."