Today, I took my driving test. I was really nervous, but I thought I did pretty well in the end. That is until I parked the car and looked to the examiner. He was visibly shaken. He said I'd passed, quickly filled in the paperwork and left. On the downside, my car still smells of his shart. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking my driving test and everything was going perfectly. As I pulled back into the testing center, I smiled because I knew I'd passed. Then I got out of the car without pulling the handbrake. The examiner had to jump back in and hit the brakes before it rolled into an actual parked car. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I was so nervous that I peed my pants halfway through the exam. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
Today, I farted while I was in the car with my driving instructor and my partner. They couldn't hear it, but it smelled so bad that my instructor thought there was a gas leak, and he made us switch cars. FML
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el_angelroca 15
I'm sure he needed to go to the bathroom before you even started the test, and the instructor was probably visibly shaken out of embarrassment for ******** his pants in your car, they wouldn't give you your license unless you did well
LaColombianita 26
I guess he was more nervous than you were... Poor guy, what a bad time to have a tummy ache :(
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Comments (76)
quickit 24
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Who knew shit could be so good?
Testing1234 25
I dont exactly think that anyone would want a shart in their car even if it meant passing a driving test.
quickit 24
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Someone obviously doesn't have their license. You don't do your driving test in your own car, Einstein. The vehicle has to have an emergency brake that the instructor can use at all times.
Shrike 24
Wrong. In the UK, people can use their own cars, only a few kinds can't be used. That's straight from their government's own website.
obamas_sucks 11
No I have my licenses and I used my own truck.
CaitiieBuggs 23
I'm in the United States, and for my driving test I used my own car. In driver's ed we used cars that had the second set of breaks, but for the actual test you use your own car (in my state at least).
dyehardxen 19
Where are you where you don't need to supply a car to take the driving test?
Jellysweetheart 23
I live in Canada and you can use your own car if you have one. I don't have that option so for my test I'll use the instructors car. But it is an option to use either, it's what you're comfortable driving rally.
RyWillieMitch 16
#7 I love when people like you use "Einstein" or "genius" sarcastically, when in truth it is you looking the fool. I live in Canada same as you and I used my own car for my test.
brianjman14 23
Exactly 38. I love it when people who are condescending and try to act smart about something that they are completely wrong about. XD
brand125 17
#7 - please read the whole fml. notice "MY car"
MRSwick2525 23
Ya in Connecticut we use our own Vehicle's to take our driver's test. Not sure about Canada where you're from Buddy but in the US and other Countries we use our own Vehicle's.
Rkikkas9713 25
Someone obviously thinks their test is exactly like everyone else's.
unkhammun 5
Yep, in the State of Florida, US, i took the driving test 15 years ago and used my own car. Granted, it was a small car and if people don't feel comfortable driving a big car for their test, they can rent one from the driving schools on site. But you can drive your own car for the test provided that it's in good working condition and it meets safety standards, like having working blinkers, seatbelts, etc.
addisonrose12 16
In mississippi, USA we use our own :/
incoherentrmblr 22
Either you did something that scared him or he was constipated...
Danyasha5 13
I used my mom's Jeep to take the test in and i live in PA, US
False_Stupidity 42
I got my license in a Toyota Land Cruiser, it was pretty high off the ground and the tester was a rather short guy, I thought for a moment he was going to need a step ladder to get in. =) It was quite hilarious at the time, but fortunately he didn't hold it against me and I passed.
NOTaDISTRACTION 17
Hey at least you passed
meli1195 31
it seems the instructor left him a congratulatory present
buckstop1 37
Yeah. Chances are that the instructer accidentally sharted and was just embarrassed and didn't want anyone to know. That's the possibility I saw anyway. "Never trust a fart"
False_Stupidity 42
Seems like the examiner passed too!
thevelociraptor 31
Nothing a ton of air freshener can't fix! You passed your drivers test, congrats Op!!
thetitanium 3
Shit happens.
Jasim 17
Saved by the shit.
Pesticides 19
I'm just going to sit here and watch all these puns about shit roll in.
thetitanium 3
Holy shit, man. Don't do that!
lyricalservant 21
Oh, shit!
False_Stupidity 42
That'd be a really shitty thing to do. You should join in instead of just watching.
UhHuhHoney 20
Yup, FYL indeed.
Erebus_Terror 12
Yup, fopsl. I on the other hand won't be able to ever say that again after beholding your beauty. ;-)
LaColombianita 26
I guess he was more nervous than you were... Poor guy, what a bad time to have a tummy ache :(
FluffyPandas156 13
That sucks. Make sure to spray some air conditioner.
sstahpp 33
Spray some air conditioner :/ you mean air freshener?
UhHuhHoney 20
Air conditioner? Lol
FluffyPandas156 13
oops. my mistake.
el_angelroca 15
I'm sure he needed to go to the bathroom before you even started the test, and the instructor was probably visibly shaken out of embarrassment for ******** his pants in your car, they wouldn't give you your license unless you did well