Today, I learned the hard way that an ice cube is capable of ripping the skin off your bottom lip. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had a big craving for a popsicle so I went to a convenience store and bought one. On my first bite, my upper lip got stuck to it. I ripped it off and spent the next 10 minutes trying to stop the bleeding from the giant cut I'd put in my lip. It hurt too much to finish the popsicle. FML
Today, I took a swig of lemonade from my cup, only to feel something hard in my mouth. Thinking it was a roach or something, I freaked out and spat out the drink. I doused my laptop and soaked myself in the process, only to find out it was a small ice-cube. FML
Today, I witnessed my sister use some ice cubes on her blistered toes, then quietly return them to the tray in the fridge. I've been putting ice from there into my drinks for weeks. FML
Today, I had so much skin peeling off my lips that it got caught in my fork as I was eating. FML
Today, after I had finished vacuuming, I ripped the cord out of the outlet and it hit me in the face cutting both my top and bottom lip. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML
Bizarre topping
Today, I was eating an ice cream on a sidewalk and some woman decided it was time to clip her toenails on her balcony above me. One of the nail shards fell onto my ice cream. FML
Today, I learned that ice cubes do not cool down hot oil. Instead, it causes a massive explosion of hot grease to splatter all over my parents' kitchen. FML
Today, I was applying some Icy Hot to my sore thighs, when I accidentally got a little on my dime sacks. For the next hour, it felt like someone had lit a match under my plums. FML
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
Top comments
joooeee 3
which lips?!?!
PrincessesCrown 17
Put some ice on it. Wait! Maybe not.
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Comments (129)
shanazzykiller 0
pics or it didn't happen
Heidyslifesuckss 0
lmaoooo aww , my sister learned that it'll rip the skin off your tongue -_- , anywayss wet ice next time putting it near yoo mouff ;p
underdose 9
you know there is a very simple way of fixing that issue without ripping off your skin. either warm water or your saliva
hippo1234 19
Lol! I did that today too!
Skatejock21 0
you just figured out what ice can do? Wow... I figured that out when I was 7, and I'm almost 30. All I can really say is... YDI. All this ice thing takes is common sense... not a test trial.
Jenna_Tell_Yuh 0
you might wanna put some ice on that ;)
bv110 2
You can use the same one, economic, no?
Jenna_Tell_Yuh 0
I guess that'd work. :)
nial_fml 0
well one time a bully pushed me into a pole in winter and my tong got stuck to it :/
cheer4ever96 8
OUCH!!! hopefully it's not that noticeable.
some1azn 0
Don't mess with Ice Cube. He's colder than Coors Lite. @____@
fml98kevin 4
i cringed when i read this