Today, after I had finished vacuuming, I ripped the cord out of the outlet and it hit me in the face cutting both my top and bottom lip. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally finished vacuuming my downstairs. Instead of finding the wall outlet and unplugging the vacuum, I triumphantly tugged the cord from across the room to release the plug from the wall. It flew at me at top speed and hit me in the face. FML
Today, with words of encouragement from my mom, I vacuumed my room. After finishing and admiring my job well done, I went to put the vacuum away. It caught on the plug for my electric razor which was dangling below the dresser and yanked that and everything else that was on top of it off. FML
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
Today, after getting up to press snooze on my alarm clock, I climbed back into bed. When I went to reach for the covers quickly because I was cold, I missed, yet still managed to pull back my fist with force punching myself in the face. I now have a bloody fat lip. FML
Today, I was moving out of my old place. While walking around to make sure I would get my damage deposit back, I stepped on my roommate's lipstick and smeared it all over the white carpet. Then I tripped on the phone cord and ripped the whole thing out of the wall. FML
Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
Today, after vacuuming, I struggled to pull the nozzle attachment out. I yanked it too hard and it flew out, hitting me in the face and causing my head to jerk back into the wall behind me. My girlfriend had to drive me to the hospital for my concussion. FML
Today, my clumsiness reached a whole level when I hit myself in the face with a hammer hard enough for blood to come out. FML
Today, I dropped some glass at my job while putting it on the shelf. A shard bounced off the floor and went up my nose. FML
Today, I woke up with a bloody nose and my lamp next to me in bed. Apparently I grabbed the cord of the lamp and yanked while I was sleeping, and it fell on my face. The worst part? My boyfriend saw it was going to happen, but didn't stop me because he thought it would be funny to "see my reaction." FML
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Top comments
xCrackerx 3
You're the kind of person who forced McDonalds to put WARNING: HOT on every cup of coffee.
xshyguyx 0
next time don't yank the cord, lesson learned
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Comments (60)
ItsAshxD 0
Ouch. D:
cassdede 0
that just made my day
xshyguyx 0
next time don't yank the cord, lesson learned
Itsu_fml 0
Oh dude I've done that but it cut my cheek. That was a fun one. DX
DuhthatsObvious 0
You suck as much as OP's vacuum.
HamsteronA 0
^^^^ win!
owlcityislove 0
PWNED.. sorry.. that sucks.. :/
MagicMeds 0
"So what?" button please!
onlysoph 0
Why? I'd say cutting your lip open counts as an FML
anniemarie 0
haha so..that's kinda like today, I got a papercut. FML no one really cares...
prettyboy82 0
You shouldn't be a moron and yank a cord out! Common sense says it's coming back to where it was yanked from, in this case right toward YOU!
xCrackerx 3
You're the kind of person who forced McDonalds to put WARNING: HOT on every cup of coffee.
nyuu1234 0
Wow u hurt your lip who gives a crap
FerrariCake 2
Get a Roomba! It doesnt have a cord and it does the vacuuming for you!