Today, I was looking at my boyfriend's rarely-used Facebook page as he was next to me. Last time he was online over a year ago, he had something up that said, "Still looking for that perfect girl." I jokingly said he should update it. He responded, "Why? It's still true." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
Today, on Facebook, I joined a group called "I want our relationship to last." My boyfriend commented "I don't." FML
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Today, I was checking out my boyfriend's facebook profile. I saw that he had just taken the "How long will it take for your girldriend to realize you're cheating on her?" Quiz. FML
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Top comments
Kurliez408 32
this really depends on how long you've been dating. 1 year- he's a jerk. 1 months- fair play.
slapstick1982 22
You must be what they call a practice girl
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Comments (10)
slapstick1982 22
You must be what they call a practice girl
leighmacj 11
Offft that’s rough. Sounds like a real jerk OP
RichardPencil 32
Feel the burn! We're a little full of ourselves, aren't we?
Kurliez408 32
this really depends on how long you've been dating. 1 year- he's a jerk. 1 months- fair play.
jbuckets_404 39
Well, there's perfect and there's good enough - for now - until something better comes along.... At least, he's keepin' it real; J/S....
Charity Taylor 17
dump his b!tch äss
Inkoseh 33
I'm just laughing, because you know, most of these posts are by young teens. So honestly, he most likely hasn't found the perfect girl yet, maybe he hasn't even found himself. Maybe he had a brain fart. And honey, no one is perfect!
Oley 27
Well yeah, no one is perfect
tr3yr 13
I would’ve personally ended things right there. If your not for him and he knows it already it’s better to let go now.
DogStew 20
I hope he was joking because That’s a huge red flag.