Today, I learned that shaving while feeling upset is a very bad idea. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Itchy arse
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
Today, I learned that shaving my unibrow while drunk/high was a terrible idea. I also learned that one brow looks better than no brow. FML
Today, I have discovered things not to do while drunk. Like shaving my legs. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I learned to never shave your downstairs when you have the hiccups. FML
Classic confusion
Today, while I was shaving my nose started to itch. Guess which I shaved and which I itched. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Today, in a drunken state, I decided that it would be a good idea to shave with a pizza cutter. FML
Itchy and scratchy
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Top comments
Keevarou 17
At least you learn from your mistakes :) Just be glad you did not use a 1 blade razor, that hurts even of you're not upset, believe me. But hey, you are still alive and know what to not do, so cheer up.
TheDrudgeChild 4
Guys, "emo" is a ripoff subculture for kids who want to wear depression as a fashion statement. I'd like to se a person with REAL, SERIOUS problems declare themselves to be emo in public. It's because of them that people who self harm for real reasons aren't taken seriously.
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MizzKilljoy69 11
55 emo is short form for EMOTIONAL, sometimes emo people are depressed or cut themselves, it may be a genre I music but still
CearaC 0
I know how being upset can make you do silly things. :(
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I can be music. If Skrillex can do it, so can I! Oh wait, that's a dial-up modem.
drakej 0
Nooooo really? That doesnt ever cause suicide. Lol
SqueakyChipmunk 22
How does accidentally cutting yourself cause suicide? Op: Whoops, cut myself. Random Person: you did what? Good-bye cruel world! X_X World: Bye, see you lat-- JESUS, THAT'S NOT WHAT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT AT ALL!
Emerald_86 0
Look at it this way ..You learned something new today. Always a good thing right?
TheDrudgeChild 4
Guys, "emo" is a ripoff subculture for kids who want to wear depression as a fashion statement. I'd like to se a person with REAL, SERIOUS problems declare themselves to be emo in public. It's because of them that people who self harm for real reasons aren't taken seriously.
beelee1988 13
Why is 67 being thumbed down? He/she is right.
zombiibabii 4
It's a bad idea to have ANY kind of sharp object in your hands when you're pissed off. Common sense must not be so common anymore.
ax1989 0
thats a little over the top cautious. I'm not suggesting its a good idea to carry or use razors when pissed off, but I find absolutes fairly silly most of the time. see that little modifier I used to avoid being called a hypocrite.
TheCorruptid1 6
I am not trying to argue, but, I get more relaxed after an argument, or something around that border, when I just blow off some steam, hit the (punching)bag, carve something, usually just something that is destructive in some way. But that might just be me.
aileen15 15
agreed... everyone loves to stereotype....punk,scene,emo,and goth...stereotyping is so overrated were all people with DIFFERENT STYLES!!!!
KilljoyParade 4
55- You're right. And to everyone arguing that "emo" is short for emotional, it isn't... It's short for emotive.