Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
Today, while shaving in the shower, my mother banged on the bathroom door to tell me something, right as I went to shave under my left armpit, causing me to jump and cut open my nipple. FML
Today, I was hanging out with the guy I really like. I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt, so he put his finger through it. I haven't shaved in weeks. FML
Today, while at my parents' house, I decided to take a shower. I had to use my sister's bathroom and once out, grabbed a comb from her cupboard to brush my hair. I then noticed the clumps of hair on my shoulders. It's a razor comb on one side, regular on the other. I used the wrong side. FML
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Today, my dad came up behind me with a pair of scissors, and pretended to snip away at my hair. I was sure he was joking, so I just sat there and didn't react. Later, I felt the back of my head and looked at my hand. Suffice it to say, I now have a large bald patch on the back of my head. FML
Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML
Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML
Today, I was sitting on the toilet when I felt something brush my shoulder. I turned around in fright, and one of my bum cheeks slipped off the seat and into the toilet, making me fall sideways and hit my face on the toilet roll holder. I now have a black eye. It was my hair on my shoulder. FML
Today, my boyfriend was flying his toy helicopter at my head. It got stuck in my hair and I now have a bald patch. FML
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averagexbecca 0
Apparently, I'm not the only one that can't see this happening at all.
ccathleen_ 0
At least it's a very attractive bald patch.
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Comments (91)
infected0mushroo_fml 0
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ACKirbachu 1
I know this is beside the point, but what was the noise you heard?
ugh_a_lug 7
all i want for christmas is my two front teeth...
pissedoff_but_ok 0
well said!
MissDanish17 5
Ya don't leave us hanging!
awesome_o 0
hot
jenloveslaughs 6
At least it's attractive
violentturtle 0
Huh?
ccathleen_ 0
At least it's a very attractive bald patch.
isallwaysme 27
i see op is a girl.. she should shave her whole arm pit anyway. hairy girls are not attractive
beethoven_fml 0
how attractive
Sindy_fml 4
what #4 said.
ugh_a_lug 7
wait, how did you do that? I mean did the razor jump up a few inches to your head? I call either exaggeration or fake until i get more proof.
harmony88 0
No, you see, she was only trimming her underarm hair. She only wanted it a uniform length, but ended up shaving it completely. It makes perfect sense! (My first impression was really long armpit hair, to be honest. Bad imagery....)
naza517 0
no the OP cut her hair, her actual hair.... which is impossible and I call bluff
xNephilim 19
It's not impossible at all. Especially since the original post says that the razor got caught in her hair. So, obviously, she ripped a bunch of her hair out. Use your brain, it's there for a reason.
dancingdoggy 4
How do you shave? I mean... shaving underarms requires having the rest of your arm up in the air... blocking the access of your razor to your head... and also, your underarm is about 6-8 inches below where the hair on your head grows. What did you do? Move the arm that was holding the razor around your other arm and up a ways? Who freaks out like that? I call fake.
Kylias 6
You call fake because you can't picture it? And you can't picture it because everyone does it exactly the way you do? (Except, how do you know what people normally do? Just how many people have you watched shave their underarms?)
ugh_a_lug 7
no, we call fake because it cant happen, unless the person has a head unnaturally close to their armpits. Kylias, lift up your arms. Where is your armpit in relation to your skull? Now imagine shaving. How is that razer going to get from where your armpit is to where your skull is? And close enough to have a bald spot no less? If the OP has long hair I can understand that she cut a little off. But its such a small amount it doesn't matter. Its no where near enough to create a bald spot. -believe me, I'm the type of person who has tried seeing how much of her hair can be cut off with a razor ;) oh and don't worry, I've got an imagination. Its called logic, Kylias. Its either fake or a hyperbole.
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
no, "logic" would be understanding that the OP might not have included the whole story in the FML. you people that spend all your time trying to "prove" FML's fake are pretty sad. watching too much Mythbusters?
ugh_a_lug 7
I actually have never called an FML fake before. Honestly. This is just one that stood out to me. I know that the OP may not have included the entire story in her fml; thats why i said it was either fake OR a hyperbole. (btw- hyperbole = exaggeration.) Learn to read. She probably said bald patch to make her story more of an FML. She probably got the end of her hair caught in the razor and decided to exaggerate her story a little bit. My hair has gotten caught in a razor numerous times, but I truly can't even begin to fathom how it was shaved so much that it created a bald patch. Have you ever shaved? If you have then you know you have to get right close to the area you are shaving to really cut the hair. So, she'd have to get right next to her head in order to "create a bald patch".
ugh_a_lug 7
oh, and if you misinterpreted my comment about seeing how much hair can be cut off with a razor, sorry. I didn't go out and do that because of this fml. god no. i did it like a year ago when i got a new razor blade type and was bored and decided to see how sharp it was. its not a good combination to be bored, to be holding a razor, and to have long hair. lol. :D
null_fml 11
dancingdoggy and ugh are right. This is a load of horseshit.
kdb268 1
Also, how hard would she have had to jump and jerk her arm to get the razor all the way up to her head in that one instant? Pretty hard, right? And if she jerked it that hard, and the razor shaved a bald spot (as in the razor was right against her scalp), how did she not get a pretty nasty cut on her skin, either as it slipped out of her underarm or sliced into her scalp? I don't want to call fake, but I'd definitely be curious to see how this all played out. Oh wait. Edit. I just realized maybe she tore the hair out, not shaved it. Ah, it's a little clearer now. Still a bald spot? That had to hurt because that's a lot of hair to pull out. Chill out and quit being so jumpy.
originalusername_fml 0
well since it's attractive i honestly do not see the problem (:
allmidnighteyes 11
Shave off some more off the side, and say you're copying Maja from The Sounds' hairstyle =p