Today, I learned that shaving while feeling upset is a very bad idea. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Itchy arse
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
Today, I learned that shaving my unibrow while drunk/high was a terrible idea. I also learned that one brow looks better than no brow. FML
Today, I have discovered things not to do while drunk. Like shaving my legs. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I learned to never shave your downstairs when you have the hiccups. FML
Classic confusion
Today, while I was shaving my nose started to itch. Guess which I shaved and which I itched. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Today, in a drunken state, I decided that it would be a good idea to shave with a pizza cutter. FML
Itchy and scratchy
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Top comments
Keevarou 17
At least you learn from your mistakes :) Just be glad you did not use a 1 blade razor, that hurts even of you're not upset, believe me. But hey, you are still alive and know what to not do, so cheer up.
TheDrudgeChild 4
Guys, "emo" is a ripoff subculture for kids who want to wear depression as a fashion statement. I'd like to se a person with REAL, SERIOUS problems declare themselves to be emo in public. It's because of them that people who self harm for real reasons aren't taken seriously.
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Comments (113)
MorteEtDabo 5
88, she's obviously wearing a hijab. *face ******* palm*
ThisBeAUsername 6
Wrong. It's emotional
kandi_kid69 15
88- Your comment wasn't necessary.
tragicnightmare 15
thank you #77 and #91. I hate it when people use the stereotype "emo" for people who cut. I used to do it, and ya I realized it is pretty stupid of me to do. but it doesn't help when people make jokes about it. ya it's not smart, but you're not going to make it better for the person by making fun of them. so everyone who makes uses the stereotype "emo" can just shut up. stereotypes are just a way of referring to someone you don't know well enough anyways.
Ajwc101 24
Welcome #95 :)
KSG472 3
Should've calmed yourself down first.
auzz1_pride 9
88) even though noor does look like a nun that runs through flowers, atleast she has an open mind instead of cutting oneself whenever you get emotional.
kushsmokee 0
There should be no reason to cut yourself at all or hurt yourself... If you do you need help and to stop, theres millions of otherways to control your emotions then that...
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Nun that ran through flowers > Emo bitch.
darkblade007 6
Dude. Are you a dumbass? Wow..