Today, I took an afternoon nap, and when I woke up, it was pitch black outside. Still groggy, I went downstairs, only to see my dad sporting a shocked expression and a suspiciously powder-white beard. He actually almost convinced me that I'd just woken up from a five year coma. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took a nap on my couch. I woke up three hours later to my neighbor knocking on my door, asking if I was OK because looking from the outside in, they thought I was dead. Guess I sleep like I’ve been hit by a truck. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML
Today, I blacked out while hugging my dad. I woke up a minute later on the floor with my dad telling me to, "quit being lazy and get up." FML
Today, I was feeling tired after a work meeting, so I took a quick power nap in my office before my next meeting. When I woke up, I thought I was still in a meeting, but I had been asleep for an hour. In my panic, I tried to act cool, but I had to walk past all my coworkers, who were wondering why I looked like a zombie walking into a meeting. FML
Today, my alarm went off at 6:30am. I woke up disorientated, as usual. I looked up and saw a dark, mysterious figure entering my room. Still half asleep, I screamed and dived under my covers. The dark, mysterious figure was my mom. I'm a 21 year-old guy. FML
Today, I went on my porch for a late night cigarette. When I opened the door and took one step inside, all I remember is a big thud. I woke up 5 minutes later with my father over top of me saying, "Nice right hook, huh?" Then he chuckled. He thought I was a burglar and he knocked me out. FML
Today, I witnessed my dad wake himself from a nap with his own fart and start panicking in confusion. I guess I shouldn't have broken down laughing, because he demanded to know what I did to him. He didn't believe the truth and bitched me out for screwing around. FML
Today, my dad woke me up for the second time to get me ready for school. Wanting me to prove I was really awake, he made me sit up. As soon as he left my room, I dozed off and faceplanted my nightstand. FML
Today, I took a shower and right after I fell asleep on my bed wrapped in my towel. I awoke to find my dad slapping me in the face. He thought I had fainted because I'm a diabetic. FML
Today, after making fun of my dad for years because he falls asleep in front of the TV every night by 9:30, I sat down “just for a minute” after work and woke up at 2 a.m. fully dressed, lights on, with Netflix asking if I was still watching, and a half-eaten wrap stuck to my chest. FML
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Top comments
its_love2 31
your dad is AMAZING
LouiseD_fml 10
Awesome dad!
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Comments (85)
its_love2 31
your dad is AMAZING
jetsown08 21
Nominee for troll dad of the year?
nottheyoungest 18
I never had a dad. *BATMAN*
Brainnnnz 19
32 But Batman did have a father...
Inediblepeaches 15
Batman had a father. *Had.* Meaning that at one point, there were parents.
chlorinegreen 27
This may sound dumb but was the dad doing coke or did he eat the last powdered donut op was saving for after is nap?
ammerhammer 3
No he probably did it on purpose to troll hi som
zomgbies 17
That is an EPIC prank. I'll have to remember it.
LouiseD_fml 10
Awesome dad!
Damian95 16
There's nothing like an immature father with a great sense of humor!
CanCann 16
Oops. Meant to thumb up!
Jonny_Blaze0017 26
haha thats hilarious
carmel1110 12
Sounds like a good prank idea... Awesome dad.
carry_on 19
Your dad has the best sense of humour!
kidclarke 15
Yeah because you'd totally just be in your own bed at home and not in a hospital if you were in a coma for 5 years.
maz95 17
#6 - Yes, but you're not thinking straight when you've just woken up and also groggy as OP stated which is why he was almost convinced.
Yorih 19
And you're probably not thinking straight when you've just woken up from a 5 year coma too ;)
jetsown08 21
Maybe OP is really Captain America and woke up in a simulated recovery room to make him think he's in the right year.
random_user7 1
Technically you don't have to me in a hospital if you're in coma for long !
kayluhh18 11
Best comment EVER
wtfchirp 9
You're dad is amazing! So clever, and a great idea. :)
warrior1995 15
Your*
upallnight11 19
Troll dad is epic!
malkavian_mad 13
Bazinga!
moimoimoi125_fml 11
Why ?
Stormdriven37 6
11- You deserve more thumbs up. Bazinga
tangonaf 16
Awesome!