Anonymous
Philippines
Today, I learned that shaving while feeling upset is a very bad idea. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
DaggerHole
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Australia
Itchy arse
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I learned that shaving my unibrow while drunk/high was a terrible idea. I also learned that one brow looks better than no brow. FML
WIno
United States
Today, I have discovered things not to do while drunk. Like shaving my legs. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
yggiz
United States
Today, I learned to never shave your downstairs when you have the hiccups. FML
Anonymous
Classic confusion
Today, while I was shaving my nose started to itch. Guess which I shaved and which I itched. FML
Anonymous
Henderson, United States
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Darwin_Award_Winner
Beaumont, United States
Today, in a drunken state, I decided that it would be a good idea to shave with a pizza cutter. FML
Anonymous
Itchy and scratchy
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Top comments
Keevarou 17
At least you learn from your mistakes :) Just be glad you did not use a 1 blade razor, that hurts even of you're not upset, believe me. But hey, you are still alive and know what to not do, so cheer up.
TheDrudgeChild 4
Guys, "emo" is a ripoff subculture for kids who want to wear depression as a fashion statement. I'd like to se a person with REAL, SERIOUS problems declare themselves to be emo in public. It's because of them that people who self harm for real reasons aren't taken seriously.
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Comments (113)
MeLuvBewbs 7
Someone must've sheared your heart for you to be that upset
NoOneCaresReally 8
WTF is going on with your age on your profile? Wasn't stalking btw... I'm on my iPod and pressed it by accident, lame excuse but oh well...
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Pretending?
ArcherInfinity 10
#15 Just letting you know I did not mean to give your profile a ****.
airborn54 0
You sound real smart
ManInTheMachine 20
About as clever as your comment.
airborn54 0
Cool story bro
ManInTheMachine 20
Oooh, another brilliant statement! You're just a modern Einstein, aren't you?
airborn54 0
Stfu and make me a sammich
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Oh hell no! The only one he'll be make sandwiches for is me! **** off and get your own sandwich maker! >:I
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Making*
ManInTheMachine 20
Srsly bro.
pennies_lane 6
Did you forget to stop, even after the hair was gone?
immaMonsta 8
You do know that you're responsible for your own actions, right? YDI.
immaMonsta 8
#28 Of course we do, I wasn't implying that we didn't. That still doesn't change the fact that we're all responsible for our own actions though.
ax1989 0
it's okay let the wisdom of the panda sink in.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
At least you're not a sheep. They get shaved by a creepy farmer who may or may not be an animal "lover". Farmer John is a baaaaad man.
Myo_fml 20
Unless the sheep are into that kinda thing....
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Sheep Shearing. Seth Mcfarlene's caltavade(?) of comedy. Watch it.
reddudeover 2
It's the other way around, sheep LOVE being shorn. Gives them a big ole cotton boner.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
"******* cotton boner. **** yeah!" And then the awkward screaming about shoving it up his ass.
Myo_fml 20
I have watched it, that's what I was referring to in my comment. ;)
SqueakyChipmunk 22
"I have paint on my nails and makeup on my face I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs--OW! ****, that's good."
ImTheAlpha 30
That's not nice... (._.)
SqueakyChipmunk 22
25- neither is your moms chest hair. I'm not usually this mean, but I seized the opportunity for a movie reference. God, what had FML done to me?
bahalayla 1
I know your pain. I've been in the same boat. almost cut down to the bone on my ankle. =x